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Elon is now firing every federal employee that can’t guess the secret handshake.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

I read the Book of Job in college, for the first time in years. I realized if God was good, then good had nothing to do with us. My faith broke, the ground was out from under me, and I could not stand. Watching America now feels similar. How many people have to do this twice?

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Today I'm wallowing in self pity. As a treat.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

No, Donald! Wait, the hoes, sir! You're scaring the hoes!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If you're enjoying my sheets you can support me by throwing crawdads into your nearest storm cellar. I'll find them.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I think I should put in effort and make good posts. But really, unfiltered thoughts are more honest so if I proofread my posts that's like lying. So I can't.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I have no ass, and I must poop

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

They were built for harsh environments, they are trusting and trustworthy, competent generalists with unpredictable but incredible hyper specializations. The average dwarf fits neatly into higharchy at any level. They made fantastic minions for the illithids in the early days of time.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Damage over Time effects are fun, but inherently bad when compared to just doing the damage now. This isn't true against grindy test of endurance does but against most things being DoT is just worse. Loot and Legends was almost the best game ever made but then it sucked instead.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I get the metaphor that the mech is like if the whole MiC were a guy, same war story just with fewer, bigger participants. But especially in AC6, with its Bad Future capitalism, I can't help but thing, "This cannot be a cost effective solution to these problems."

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Halfway through Don't Look Up and it's hard not to like. Maybe it is pretentious but evidently I am vulnerable to this very specific subgenre.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Do people here do writing? Is collaborative world building/story telling a thing? Related- tell me neat DND moments/lore for me to steal

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

No picture. I prolly earned it, let him go.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Too busy staring into the hole where the future was and almost serious replied to a joke. Stay safe kids.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

What must it feel like to pay what it costs to become a general and have to go to Congress and explain you do not need a carrier to fight cartels. I feel genuine pity.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck. Overwatch perks look fun as fuck. I might have to try it again. No. Nooooooooo!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a long term way to bet against OpenAI and Tesla? I know there's the GameStop thing but I am real sure it's within the year.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I think about this a lot. Like, someone somewhere has legitimate poodle based PTSD. But you can't just not joke. I take this much more seriously than a non-famous person should.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

For what it's worth I'm very proud of the American people for maintaining democracy with trash leadership for thirty years. Win or lose; gg guys it was an honor.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments