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Bengals fan. Horror enthusiast. Remember Thundercats?
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Remember that time they let Mike Singletary be a head coach and he pulled his pants down and showed his players his full toolkit? In my mind, THAT's what Shadeur probably/definitely did at every team meeting.

My thoughts on the Bengals draft, you ask? Well, I sure wish I was a Chiefs or Eagles fan!

With the passing of Val Kilmer what's your top five favorite Kilmer movies? My list (that NO ONE will agree with) The Ghost and the Darkness Top Gun Willow Top Gun Maverick MacGruber

Winning a debate can be difficult.

Given the current state of affairs, couldn't the NCAA just this *once* market a promise of "March Sanity"???

Like, how the hell is the narrative that the Bengals are stupid to pay Tee Higgins his new contract existing simultaneously ALONGSIDE the narrative that the team totally screwed Tee on said contract?

I'm in the minority that believes if you are going to pan Johnny Depp for becoming Michael Jackson in a Wonka movie, ya can't praise Nick Cage for becoming Tiny Tim in Longlegs.

Love these two gents! And that's only partially because I'm very sick and I get a bit mushy when I'm sick 😂 youtu.be/tYVvlfKnIa8?...

BREAKING: Bengals front office has decided on coneys for dinner. Big move. Filling the needs.

First instinct was that I need two of them. But then I came to my senses and realized that I already have Ona and Milo to keep this one company!

They tried their best to take that field goal away from PHI

Nick Bosa finally gets a Super Bowl win.

Soooo... that new gimmick rumor for Charlotte was that she now makes terrible fashion choices, then?

CM Punk not saying "the f*ck he is" when someone told him Logan MAGA Paul was gonna eliminate him from the rumble is a good example of why no one should consider Phil a punk at all anymore. Well, not THAT kind at least