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Bengals fan. Horror enthusiast. Remember Thundercats?
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First instinct was that I need two of them. But then I came to my senses and realized that I already have Ona and Milo to keep this one company!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

They tried their best to take that field goal away from PHI

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Nick Bosa finally gets a Super Bowl win.

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Soooo... that new gimmick rumor for Charlotte was that she now makes terrible fashion choices, then?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

CM Punk not saying "the f*ck he is" when someone told him Logan MAGA Paul was gonna eliminate him from the rumble is a good example of why no one should consider Phil a punk at all anymore. Well, not THAT kind at least

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I get the whole "FU if you watch WWE after the details from the lawsuit sentiment, I really do. But WTF are Americans supposed to watch in 2025 that isn't owned by, operated by, or knowingly employing terrible, abusive, and exploitative people??? It's SHIT EVERYWHERE

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

WWE announcers using the Royal Rumble as a vehicle to publicly declare the NFL rigged for the Chiefs

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

How do I deal with "the horrors?" I enter a hyperbolic time chamber of willful stupidity for most of the day. It may be cowardly but at least it also makes me unproductive.

submitted 22 days ago • 29 comments

Babydoll Southdown sheep 🐑 For those who just need a smile today…😍

submitted 23 days ago • 318 comments

If aliens pull up…

submitted 22 days ago • 535 comments

Blaming a tragic plane crash on all black and brown people (and don't forget women) who have important jobs is not unexpected at all.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Shaka Heyward having a day so far, huge forced fumble!

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

RIP, Jimmy Carter. Perhaps the best post-presidency ever—he showed us the sort of person a POTUS is supposed to be.

submitted 56 days ago • 188 comments

I didn't realize Malik Nabors was such a huge Bengals fan

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

I am once again asking the league and voters to do the right thing and award Joe Burrow the MVP award, playoffs or not

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

F*ck it, if they get another chance let Burrow try to kick the field goal 😂

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments