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Guy who loves MST3K! I dig films, retro gaming, newspaper comics, Joe Bob Briggs & hosted movie shows, Muppets, Iron Chef, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies 🎵 & jazz Hi! avatar: MST3K's Crow in a tux banner: "Keep circulating the tapes"
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#MST3K Last of the Wild Horses Wow, he's Black Crows lead singer thin! 😂

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Discovered my 7yo has a can of pringles under his pillow in case he gets hungry during the middle of the night and now he's my life coach

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times, gifs only.

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

The MacGyver theme song, but played with a sad trombone.

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Reminder for my mutuals: misgendering is violence and never okay. No, not even if it is done to "people who deserve it". If your willingness to use the correct pronouns or name for someone depends on if you like them then you're not a safe person to be around. Same if you tolerate when others do it.

submitted 9 hours ago • 10 comments

his reign of terror continues

submitted 4 hours ago • 7 comments

Oh, Army of Darkness is baller. Like... Evil Dead was pure horror, Army of Darkness was gleefully deranged comedy, and Evil Dead 2 sat right smack dab in the middle of them. And Army of Darkness was just screamingly brilliant and such a quotable funhouse ride. (But you need that S-Mart ending!)

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

LET'S FUNKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Now Playing for Black History Month: Stax Number Ones (Stax, 2010 compilation)

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

If you know, you know. (I don’t know.)

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

WE KNEW THE RISKS WHEN WE SIGNED UP FOR SATURDAYS HERE

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

The window of everyone's car in the 80s

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

them: "How are you?" me: "Oh, you know, living the dream!" also me: [quickly wanders away before they realize that I'm talking about the dream where I'm generally unprepared for everything ever]

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

DELICIOUS [refuses to elaborate further because he doesn't want to put any restrictive limitations on what an oatmeal raisin flag would entail]

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

"Oh, I love going to BAR, I usually order SANDWICH and have DRINK."

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I -am- going to have to keep this in mind in the post-apocalyptic* era. ... ... *that's making the gigantic assumption that I survive the apocalypse, but I'm the goofball comic relief, so it's a done deal, unless we're talking the Gray Goo™️ apocalypse scenario, in which case HOLY SHIT I'M SCREWED

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"Which pub would that be?" "PUB."

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

Caroling robots, you say? ... [considers stocking up on canned wassail by the metric ton]

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

[torn between cola and COLA and MILITARY STENCIL COLA] oh gawd, don't make me choose

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I won the blue ribbon in my age class for my peanut butter cookies at the Dade County Youth Fair when I was 7 years old. Peanut butter cookies done right is something I've strived for nearly my entire life.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment