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socks so tight that they should come with a choking hazard

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

once you start hitting her up with them "you up" texts, its joever for ya

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My wife has given me a Valentine's Day envelope addressed to "pudq'snH," which any true devotee of Star Trek will tell you is a Klingon term of endearment, meaning "The One I Will Kill Last," introduced in the classic Next Generation epis- What? (flips envelope 180 degrees) Ohhhhh riiiight got it

submitted 9 days ago • 277 comments

Come on demons. It’s time for bed.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

even willpower is finite

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

being wide awake, as a bit

submitted 26 days ago • 33 comments

Going to bed bc I want to enjoy life 🙂👍

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

90% of my Google search history is just words I wasn't sure how to spell.

submitted 27 days ago • 58 comments

I know my blessings are on the way. They gotta be.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Things I have so far successfully finished today: The apple fritters

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

黄昏時に染まりゆく...

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Unlike everyone else, I actually don’t agree with you on this. I think it is not the way that you say it is but is, in fact, different.

submitted 30 days ago • 51 comments