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Sandwich enthusiast. I'm forklift certified. Majima/Vegeta stan. 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights Currently: 🎮- Clair Obscur, Doom:DA 📚- Killing Floor 📺- Severance
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I'm at the "am I really vibing at this computer and enjoying my night or hallucinating that and I'm actually gnawing on a cop's face after I robbed the downtown Target" level of high

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Ben Franklin straight losing it in hell rn

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I always hoped life was more like Elder Scrolls. Find money in the trash. Sell things and then pickpocket the stuff back. Stomp a rat to death and find a glass broadsword inside it's carcass

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Life is just telling your best friends they have a fat ass

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Me at 10pm for no discernible reason: Good news, we can finally be bees, this isn't your world, but we can be bee, this is good news

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Found a new hear me out

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You're In her DMs, I'm not. GG

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Me after 1 Marijuana

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The bones want out

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I shit my pants one leg at a time

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Edible: Kicking in Gasts: Flabbered Hog: Cranked Dre: Remembered

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Am I crazy or did they change the little + sign under pfp's you don't follow, so now I don't know who I follow and who bsky keeps recommending me.

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Chat, should I pretend I'm 25 again?

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I never know how long to hold onto cards when people give them to me

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moops

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I miss my dad

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The new Doom game is...uh... it's good, but... it's missing something. Other than Mick, obviously

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Ay yo, L'Chaim?

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Unsolicited advice: stop chasing happiness. Happiness is a goal, it's unattainable. Find joy in little things, and bleed that well dry and then find other things that bring you joy. Find others to share in that joy.

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"Your days are numbered." cool, let's see if we can't knock a few digits off that, I want off this ride

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Face conceal at 300

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I never feel good about myself

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Me, spraying air freshener in the work bathroom after a heinous assault on the porcelain: For those who come after

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It's so weird to have even an hour of extra free time. Like, what do I do with it, report it to the police? It feels illegal

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Not stolen, original idea, just giving Lena credit cause it's Mother's Day. Give me some

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Movie idea: Final Destination film, but the cast are suicidal

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"Oh yeah, fuck me harder, daddy" I said, another inconvenience from the world rearing it's ugly head

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Calling for a ceasefire in a war is crazy. Like, hey I know we're killing each other cause we hate each other, but stop for like a day. I'll kill you tomorrow, just let's not do it right now. I have a headache.

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Tears are just eye pee

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new #promosky let's be friends if you like ✨️ Baldurs Gate 3 ✨️ Sims 4 ✨️ Diablo 4 ✨️ Tekken 7/8 ✨️ Animal Crossing ✨️ Pokemon ✨️ Anime ✨️ K dramas ✨️ Bad Omens ✨️ Sleep Token ✨️ Dragon Age ✨️ Brainrot & Memes dm if you wanna be discord pals :3

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Fuck it, I'll try one.

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It was a hard decision, but I deleted my duolingo account today with an almost 600 day streak learning German. I wasn't having fun anymore. It felt like a chore learning the same things every day with little variation, while I feel like I'm still missing basic core elements. Learning should be fun.

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