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Bluesky’s resident fortune teller. Just a simple shitposter. Librarian. She/her. TERFs and transphobes can f*ck right off. Views are my own. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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I ate the most delicious avocado toast today. I don’t know if I’ll find another to top it. Every bite was full of flavor.

We clearly need more Luigis. Fuck thoughts and prayers; I know what I’ll be praying for tonight.

Forbidden cheese balls

This news made my day. variety.com/2025/digital...

2 days into the job and I’m spiraling. My elder dog had to have a bunch of teeth taken out today due to bone loss. I’m overwhelmed. And so fucking alone.

I was mistaken. THIS is the perfect tattoo.

Me trying to flirt

Here’s to bittersweet endings and joyful beginnings. 🥂

The Committee would like to have a chat with you

Remember that nothing your public library provides is really free. They pay for all of it out of their budget. Remember this when it’s budget time in your community.

I am pleased with those in the party who are pushing back and taking a stand. More of this, please, from TN e rest of the party.

The perfect tattoo doesn’t exist—

What’s a poster you had on your room growing up?

Centrists were perfectly content throwing trans folk under the bus, thinking it would score them points with the “moderate Republicans.” This is why the Democratic Party (with a few exceptions, such as Bernie and AOC) has lost its way and no longer represents many of us. I’m fucking done.

I start my new job tomorrow and I am terrified. I’ve been out of libraries (and out of full-time work) for 15 months. I feel so overwhelmed. 😬

THIS 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Went on a date and saw “Philadelphia.” I left sobbing and my then-boyfriend made fun of me.

Narcissists can’t play the long game. It’s all about instant gratification. This is why you can never trust what they say. They will ALWAYS do what serves them in the moment.

Good morning Bsky

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was disassociating

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.

*pats stomach* this bad boy could fit so much cilantro lime rice in it

Explain your @ I’m an oracle, baby

Sitting here remembering when a very large library-adjacent account reskeeted me just to publicly shame me for leaving the library profession because of the lack of support by the library board to uphold the Library Bill of Rights and the pressure to conform to their whims. Implied I was a coward.

The goal for Christian Nationalists is to stop having to fund public education. This won’t slow them down, sadly.

I remember my Broad Street subway days in Philly fondly (I’m including the Market Frankford El and the trolleys here as well). Could get anywhere I wanted to go with my SEPTA Transpass. It was my freedom as a college student living and working in the city.🚇

The only ICE I fuck with

It arrived!!!

Fucking always. (Here’s a Venn diagram for you, @davebrarian.bsky.social)

HIS NAME IS LOONY TOON