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orangegrovegorl.bsky.social
🌊 sea witch 🦀 apocalyptic optimist
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i love madonna carey

trying so hard to raise my yah yah yah today

getting a panic haircut today. if i show up with a jet black fuck ass bob what are you doing about it?

stg i’m about to cut bangs

prayer warriors please come together and ask the lord will take away baby’s hissing spirit. please lay your hands on baby and free her from these demons. please heal my bite wounds and save baby from this evil. amen.

if you never hear from me again it’s because this magical moment at the renaissance festival set to pink pony club ended me 🧚🏻

there’s a giant in our midst and my wife is dead

strong start to the day. good afternoon. finished working and decided to gaze into the black hole internet. bad bad evening. gotta bake a cake for someone or something.

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

i LOVE it when channing tatum has a little dancey dance in a movie. @men you need to be dancing more. just don’t have too much fun. y’all act up when you have fun.

✨ today’s ambience as written: Fantasy Reading Ambience with an otter Mister • Otterly Soothing Quiet Piano & Cozy

no olive photos today - just reporting that the salad from yesterday is excellent. must like olives and beans as that is the entire experience.

i love bluesky because the stakes are so low and i can scream into the void while spam posting pictures of olives

loser printer didn’t stop me from reading my recipes. two photos of varying quality to showcase my art pieces.

does anyone know why printers don’t work

today’s ambiance as written: Reading Fairy Tale Ambience with Merlin and Wizard Mouse • Quiet Fantasy Music &

Has anyone figured out how to stop being sad?

Quiet! My favorite hater is on!

@playstation.com PLEASE GET IT TOGETHER. I NEED YOU.

today: Homey Hedgehog in the Cozy Nest - Forest Library Ambiance & Subtle Fantasy Music.

What are we wearing to go to the bank?

It’s happening whether you’re acknowledging it or not.

opened up tiktok. first video - walmart escalates broccoli warning to threat of death. it’s been a good run y’all. i in fact have had enough.

Some highlights from January. Cookie pick up with one of my cute Girlscouts - she also took this photo of me at the Columbia. Garden walking with Jake. Baby meeting Samwise the puppy. Trying to focus on the good things.

i’ve decided to get into basketball with the guidance of @alyssamatusiak.bsky.social

do yourself a favor and look into punxsutawney phil

Celebrating Imbolc with a true sign of Florida’s gentle seasonal shift: strawberries!! 🍓 Support local farms and workers! Love on your community! Give your neighbor a jar of jam! Fruit as resistance!

sorry for the naked grape

official jolly rancher ranking: 1 - green apple 2 - watermelon 3 - blue raspberry 4 - cherry 5 - grape *brand new bag only had a single grape candy shown here from the taste test. (proves my point) **stay tuned for more serious rankings ***drop your list

breaking news! breaking news! breAKING NEWS. ENOUGH I AM BEGGING YOU. i have used all my crash out tokens for the first quarter and it’s not even Feb 1.

just read my chinese zodiac and it did not looks good for 2025. COME ON. THROW ME A BONE.

How are yall receiving the news? I’ve got to go to a once a day update instead of microdosing terror every 30 minutes.

january inspo #littleedie

i think a lock of hair is the perfect gift / still in my robe

i’ve been sick for probably 10 years or 4 days i can’t tell anymore. i’ve been wearing the same robe and sweatpants since maybe tuesday. i need robe change accountability.

Just found out I actually DO enjoy playing video games. Wild what you can learn about yourself when you stop trying to be useful and productive all the time. Turns out you can just live. ❤️‍🔥

This matters. Not because I think Trump is capable of mercy or empathy towards these vulnerable groups. But because it is a public act of defiance. Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.