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People really need to stop taking bullshit press releases seriously

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"The real question is how will the armed militant wing of the Democratic party react to all of this" [guy whispers into my ear] "oh they don't have one? Never mind then"

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Shrug life - being a teenager

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Bug life - programming

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Rug life - wearing a toupee

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What's the best way to learn Chinese?

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I just understood the pun between Segway/segue for the first time

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Americans should use Chinese llms and vice versa. In 50 years the cultures would be swapped

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Crazy that Justin Theroux is top billed on Mulholland drive

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Ich bin Team Orcas um ehrlich zu sein

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2073-2075: Junior Business Operations Analyst at Weyland-Yutani Corp Notable achievements: Streamlining of company wide quarantine procedures resulting in significant cost savings 2071-2073: Bachelor of Science in business administration, Trump University of Florida, Tallahassee, FL

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A different man and better man really shouldn't have titles so similar

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I bet Bradley Cooper is really kicking himself because he didn't make Leonard Bernstein a monkey

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I'm starting my own TikTok (selling cuckoo clocks on eBay)

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It's okay to like all my posts i won't assume you're hitting on me

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I'm hearing reports that the inhabitants of Plains, Georgia have been entombed together with Jimmy Carter in the beloved former president's mausoleum as stipulated by his last will and testament

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Every beach makes you old if you stay long enough

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Don't worry American friends i will post descriptions of all the funny tiktoks i see to Bluesky

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I've never done drugs but they must taste really good

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I have mixed feelings about nosferatu but it's a technical marvel. The staging, sound, cinematography - a real treat

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To a German the third Reich teaches that humans are capable of terrible things. To everyone else it teaches that Germans are capable of terrible things

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Zuck just invented spambots

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

While you were out partying i studied the blade (buttering bread rolls)

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The best show in ages gets a huge budget and people complain. Other shows won't get made? Who cares? Other shows are bad

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Going all in on ai is corporate seppuku

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Moroccan cafe cat

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Just watched only god forgives for the first time. This movie is the antidote to guys who wore a scorpion jacket for Halloween after seeing drive

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Is it possible to block absolutely every user on Bluesky? I don't want to hear about the Italian shooter anymore

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Not that I care but why would they publicise this two days before the movie releases?

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck transphobes

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