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children riddled with bullets... this must be the work of the GUN card!

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me: xi jinping is trying to abolish common law in hong kong. and hes trying to abrogate the magna carta olivia: common law is goated honestly me: yeah. fuck the french code olivia: fuck the corpus juris civilis

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*time travelling back to the qing after reading a smattering of sinicization-skeptical literature* yeah it's nice and all i just. didnt expect it to be so chinese

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iris: i fully believe that scientists could turn a pig into a guy you know. a reverse porco rosso. and-- me: is the punchline to this one going to be "pig-malion" by the way? iris: no iris: that's pretty good tho iris: you should have done something with that

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idk what disease humanities people have where they cant take a perfectly reasonable insight (historical/anthropological work on island/coastal sites often requires relying on sources outside one's "national" specialization) without turning it into some shit called "the aquapelagocene"

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

any animanga with a comedy older woman alcoholic character should have to have a 7 episode long excruciatingly serious arc where she sobers up

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

cant believe the mongol conquests we're only 8 centuries ago

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

友情のようなチンピク

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Leiden University Libraries established the Leiden Chinese Queer Collection, to collect, preserve, and make accessible primary source material and scholarship on the Chinese queer experience, and to facilitate collaboration between academics, activists, and archivists. See edu.nl/qyewc for details.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My body type is "all about the big meal"

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

think my professor is neglecting to respond to my emails beacuse of my increasingly inscrutable sign-offs

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dour times create sour men

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I practice urinating full blast out of an erect penis every day to prepare for when someone draws a gun on me. He (or especially she) will never expect to get a stream in the eyes from down below, and presto: tables turned. Putting my phone on airplane mode now.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

this is the most powerful shawty we have ever produced

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"you're so vain" definitely worst mountain goats cover. sing the chorus u poser!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The slipper critics and reviewers are obsessed above all with the stupid “fluff” inside slippers. It’s irrelevant! We wear socks! Slippers are about GRIP so it’s possible to pirouette and plant, etc, instead of lamely sliding around like a deer on ice. SLIPPER GRIP IS PARAMOUNT.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

its so unseasonably warm today (17 degrees fahrenheit) im sweating like crazy

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

this place is popping ever since they started putting trace amounts of caffeine in daves killer bread

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JD Vance: “Our culture sends a message to young Matoran that you should suppress every Toa-like instinct… my message to young Matoran is don’t allow this broken world to make you feel like a bad person because you embrace unity, duty, and destiny, because you enjoy telling a legend, because you

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but we love these frogs that croak on the lawns here in galesburg

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"Ultimately, of course, the persistence of widespread exhaustion and despair [in post-surrender Japan] was rooted in material conditions." ok tea

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god just died and went to hell. 1 like = amituofo

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

the world if the woke general macarthur hadnt been assassinated by anti Global New Deal agents and replaced with a chud doppelganger

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment