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Junkie, boozehound, Democratic Socialist Yorkshireman in Northern Ireland. I work with homeless people, shelter is a fundamental human right. Long suffering supporter of Sunderland AFC.
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Fiance reports that ICE trying to board a bus in Seattle were refused by a Seattle bus driver who told them "gargle my balls"

submitted 40 days ago • 643 comments

You know you live in #Derry when the postman be like "Sorry to hear about your cat". I had to have her put down a couple of days ago.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

We head to Turf Moor! ✊❤️

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck sake. Absolute clowns.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Christ

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Christ, the amount of fuckery in the replies of Sunderland Twitter. A point away against a team also in the playoffs on St Stephen's Day, that'll do for me. Frustrating in the manner of our conceding the goal but hells teeth some perspective is sorely needed.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

This is Gracie. She went for the most magical car ride last night. The whole world twinkled like it was excited to see her. 13/10

submitted 75 days ago • 191 comments

Merry Christmas.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Surprise!

submitted 75 days ago • 453 comments

Because of course he is, for fucks sake.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke

submitted 76 days ago • 285 comments

Fuck sake man Sunderland man

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Woo yeah Cirkin (my favourite player in the side) but Hume on the bench?

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

i remain a firm believer of the gvmt flooding the market with insanely good MDMA so at least we can deal with the imminent societal collapse by dancing, hugging and chatting utter bollocks.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Class traitors.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

submitted 80 days ago • 1384 comments

Hordes of migrants, many of them drug addicts with large numbers of out-of-wedlock children, are entering our country illegally and destroying our federal budget. by Elon Musk

submitted 80 days ago • 44 comments

"From then my memory is vague." Story of my life lol

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

And so it begins.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Now this is my kind of politician.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Reform have sacked their Scottish organiser after media coverage of links to Loyalist paramilitary groups in Northern Ireland news.stv.tv/scotland/ref...

submitted 80 days ago • 6 comments

Haha, mint as usual.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Cocaine Blues In a story that's more Cash App than Johnny Cash, a tech bro stabbed a man in Frisco just to watch him die. But the right says the problem is too many boys named Sue. by Maureen Dowd

submitted 81 days ago • 24 comments

Everything you need to know about our festive opening hours this Christmas! 🎄

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Apropos of nothing, here is my dog, Chance.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Dan Neil, you magnificent bastard.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

submitted 87 days ago • 234 comments