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ordinary-motorist.bsky.social
Desperately trying to pretend I don't have cats.
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At first I was confused why Stockholm was so hype about a sunken ship. But honestly? It's a pretty rad ass ship If you're ever in Stockholm the Vasa Museum is worth a trip

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Leaving your therapist after an unproductive session

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Public posting is really hurting my need to share every weird thing that happens to me. What if the lady who I saw drop a bag of oreos at the store is one of my 6 followers? I can't share the fact she said "well I need to keep the 3rd fart to myself" without fear of reprisal!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

There is something freeing about knowing others have made it through the battles you've fought. So for anyone else out there who got the One Ring from the scholastic bookmark stuck on their finger: You are not alone.

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Hearing 'Two Headed Boy' in the wild is very disconcerting. I'm just trying to get gas not lock eyes with an old woman having a crisis

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Bluesky is very odd to me as a Facebook refugee. Will the catharsis of screaming my emotions into the void be as satisfying as my depressed friends being like "lol, same"?

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

The air in the chip bag does NOT get enough respect. It's doing it's best to keep your chips whole and you dismiss it as a sham

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One of the things that made vine better as a *consumer* was that it didn't pay it's creators. The tiktok style rage bait and anticipation videos were far less prevalent because making money was much harder on that platform. Clout is less of an insensitive than money.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

A bostonian describing their goth gf

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The two ways I respond to my cat when it's yelling for pets. The exact same level of affection and followed by pets. - Oh hi Nuxy! Thank you for being beautiful! - Nuxy you dumb bitch shut up

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It's from an amazing comic called #atomicrobo from @bclev.bsky.social and @scott-wegener.bsky.social

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

the central fallacy of the internet is the easily falsifiable claim that conversation is good

submitted 43 days ago • 18 comments

I say "fuck around and find out" a lot for someone whose "find out" stage consists of attempting to diffuse the situation

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I almost referred to a man in a khaki button down, green shorts, and a mustache as Nigel Thornberry. They were a brunette. In the circles I run in I would have been eviscerated.

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Off to quit my job and get way too invested in LoL

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The amount of conservative farmers makes me think a lot of people are out there counting chickens before they hatch.

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