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Gamer. Pun lover. Video editor. I make videos sometimes. I love to spread smiles whenever and wherever I can. πŸ˜„
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Fun #RedDeadRedemption2 fact: You can stand up to grizzlies without being attacked. All you have to do is remain PERFECTLY still the entire time you're in its sight. πŸ‘€ (I can't guarantee this works 100% of the time; attempt it at your own risk lol.)

Yeah sure, the world keeps getting more and more chaotic as time goes on, but have you ever seen two black bears argue over a meal in #RedDeadRedemption2? I love these little details so much! 🐻

Yeah sure, the world is on fire, but have you ever paid attention to the insane amount of details in #RedDeadRedemption2? I love this game so much! 🀠

I know I've been pretty quiet lately. I've been escaping the daily chaos with one of my favorite games of all-time and it's been helping me tremendously. I seriously can't describe how much I absolutely adore this world. πŸ€ πŸ’• #RedDeadRedemption2

That moment when a snake slithers into camp in #RedDeadRedemption2. Strauss was having none of it. He curb stomped that nope rope into next week and then walked away like nothing happened. 😳

Shout-out to video games for letting me escape the harsh realities of life for the last week. The world is on fire, but at least I can run around as a cowboy for a while. 🀠

I've been in bed since 9:30PM and haven't slept a wink. Love that for me. So much for catching up on sleep. πŸ₯΄

Me when the outlaw game makes me do outlaw things: I'm not cut out for these games, but I'll be damned if I'm not hooked on them, even if they do hurt me emotionally. πŸ₯²

You'll never guess who reinstalled RDR2 on their laptop. Spoiler alert: It's me. I'm the one who reinstalled RDR2 on their laptop. πŸ€“

So this happened. John somehow rolled his ankle as he jumped off the wagon and uh, well, it was all downhill from there. 😳 #RedDeadRedemption

There's something cathartic about deleting heaps of unused and obsolete files on a hard drive. 😌

Replaying #MySimsKingdom for the first time since it was released on the Wii, and while I'm enjoying it, I didn't realize how absolutely entitled these little Sims are. "You redid the outside of my house? Neat! Now do the inside again!" Like damn, bruh. No wonder the other Wandoliers left. πŸ™„

Me: "Well, I finished #RedDeadRedemption and all the achievements that come with it. Now it's time to move on." My backlog of games: "Now you're gonna play one of us, right?" Me: "Yup." My backlog: "Nice!" Me: "Although, now would be a great time to revisit RDR2..." My backlog:

Managed to get one last gaming milestone in before 2025 rolls around by unlocking every achievement in #RedDeadRedemption. Fantastic game. Loved the entire experience from start to finish (minus the buffalo slaughter achievement b/c that one made me feel bad, but I nuked that save afterwards). 🀠

Finished #RedDeadRedemption with 100% tonight and the game decided to throw this one final moment at me as I paid respects to John and Abigail one last time. Did I mention I finished RDR2 with Arthur at high honor? I know it was just a coincidence, but I can't help but make the connection. πŸ₯²

Them: "Video games make people violent! Gamers are violent people!" Me [in #RedDeadRedemption]: *Struggles with low honor decisions/actions because I don't wanna make the NPCs think any less of John despite the fact that he's already an outlaw* I did the same thing with Arthur in RDR2. 🀠

MERRY CHRISTMAS! πŸŽ…πŸŽ„

My first day in Red Dead Redemption and I'm already hooked. I love seeing John again, but it also really makes me miss Arthur too. Especially because I did that one glitch so I could explore that area of the map with him before I got to the epilogue. Very bittersweet. I miss that boah. πŸ₯Ί

Finally picked up Red Dead Redemption because of the Steam Winter Sale and decided to jump in quick to see how well my Switch Pro controller would work with it. I caused a mass panic in less than two minutes because I accidentally aimed my weapon at an NPC. Yup, that's entirely on brand for me. 🀠

#SeaOfThieves confession: Whenever I visit K-9 Island, I (almost) always stop and visit the good boy to take a photo with him. It's a nice way to document how my pirate has changed too. 🐢

Embarked on my new laptop's maiden voyage in #SeaOfThieves tonight. I was a little nervous at first, but with the addition of a new cooler to help with the heat, it ran like a dream! I look forward to more adventures on the high seas! I was able to snap a few festive photos too! πŸŽ„

Me: "Man, I should boot up *insert game here* right about now. That would be fun." Also me: *Thinks about playing the game in question while I sit and do absolutely nothing instead of actually making an effort to play it like a normal person* I love my mind. πŸ€“

Not too bad for a casual solo slooper in #SeaOfThieves! πŸ’°

I don't have a #SeaOfThieves problem. πŸ‘€ (JK I have a problem lmao.)

There's something magical about waking up to a blanket of snow, especially around the holidays. πŸ₯°β›„

Me: "I have so much I need to do." Also me: *Does absolutely none of it* Yep. 🀑

Realized that I can "decorate" my account for the holidays again just like I used to do on that other site and for some reason that pleases me. It's the little things. 😌

What do you mean it's December 1st already? Wasn't it just January??? 🀯

So I introduced Captain Flameheart to the magic of blowing bubbles in #SeaOfThieves and I think he actually liked them! Uh, perhaps a little too much TBH. Junior didn't seem thrilled with me after this... 🫧 #BeMorePirate @seaofthieves.com

Heard an owl hooting in the middle of the night last night. I've taken it upon myself to name him Hootie, because I'm creative like that. πŸ¦‰

Ah, the perfect excuse to share some of the most intense screenshots I've taken of my pirate in #SeaOfThieves thus far (and an excuse to possibly take some more). β›ˆοΈ #SoTShot @seaofthieves.com

Went for a morning sail in #SeaOfThieves and stumbled across something pretty special while I was down in the Roar. This is the first time I've found one in the wild! Just in time to celebrate #SeaOfThievesCommunityDay too! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

Woke up to the first snow of the season! 😍

Me looking at all of the useless files I've saved on my electronic devices like: My laptop, my phone, my Switch, my PS4; all of them. I have a ridiculous amount of screenshots and recordings from games I play, and for what reason? "BeCaUsE I mIgHt UsE tHeM oNe DaY!" It's a struggle. 😩

Gaze in wonder and awe as my #SeaOfThieves pirate makes her sloop vanish into thin air! It's magic! πŸͺ„

Me in #SeaOfThieves once I discovered that an empty blowpipe makes noise: It was no different than handing a child a recorder in music class. 🎢

Normal people in #SeaOfThieves: "I can't wait to use the new ledge-hanging feature to be even more stealthy!" Me in #SeaOfThieves: Yup, that tracks. πŸ€“

I don't know what I expected. 🀑 #SeaOfThieves

"If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon." I love Growlithe. Pikachu is at the top of the list too, but look at this dude and tell me he's not adorable. 😍