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They could go to SCOTUS arguing the bombing was unconsitutional. Roberts will order them to facilitate the unbombing of Iran.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I still day books on tape instead of audio books. Must be a gen x thing.

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Wishing my boy a very happy birthday!!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

7 days until life changing vacation, possibly.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Can people post happy things today?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Objection. Your monotone questions are putting me to sleep.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

In a deposition today and I forgot my glasses. Opposing counsel is blind. I need to stop bitching.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Son’s school: He forgot to get his permission slip signed. Can he watch the movie in class? Me: Only if it’s Fast Times at Ridgemont High. School: Silence. Me: I’m kidding. (Awkwardly realizes there’s an abortion scene and the school is a Catholic school). 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Holes are put in things when they have served their purpose. Examples: drivers licenses, cards at a casino. We should have known what was coming. See Grand Canyon.

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My oldest got an article published and I’m so very proud.

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A judge that will be a bove the law.

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You're killing me, bra(h).

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

What qualifies as a cookie? Are fig newtons cookies?

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

If Mary Lou Retton gets out of this DUI situation she’ll probably do cartwheels.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The kids in the neighborhood have increased the price of lemonade to $1.50 and have decreased the size from about 6 oz to maybe 4 oz. Thanks, Trump.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Is it called a science fair because all the projects are just… meh?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Being a lawyer is drafting documents that say “go fuck yourself” in creative, more expensive ways which end with the judge hopefully saying “go fuck yourself” in kinder language.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

If you work at a family members law firm, does that make you a depo baby?

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

HASSAN: What is Kristi Noem? Noem: Dog lover.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Happy anniversary to this gem of a case caption.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Last time at the historic Clackamas County Circuit Court. New courthouse opens Monday. Lots of memories here.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Notification: Your printer needs attention. Me: What about me?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

How can it only be Wednesday?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Totally picked the anti-Trump American to lead the church. Hahaha love this.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

With the first pick in the 2025 papal draft, the world’s cardinals select __________ from (Notre Dame?). He’s definitely a senior and absolutely red-shirted.

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