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Duh!

😳

It's a pretty low bar when folks displaying empathy is considered a flex.

That wasn't awesome.

How come 25th Ammendment isn't being discussed?

With the election of Pete Hegseth, it's clear that this is the administration of participation trophy kids.

Furbys should dispense Tylenol because reasons.

It's downright incredible that such an inhospitable environment is being created both economically and socially, and then they're scratching their heads saying, "Why are birthrates so low?"

Given the blizzard of executive orders, is it okay if I take a piss in my own bathroom or do I have to start collecting Mason jars like I'm Howard Hughes?

The inauguration moved indoors to prevent dingleberry icicles en masse.

Who else?

Moving the inauguration indoors? That makes you look weak.

In the same nationalistic vein of renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, penises shall henceforth be renamed Florida flesh noodles.

There's already a Gulf of America...the gulf is in education and our claim to be the best.

Me time. #StuffMoneyCantBuyYou

Be Cosplay I Love You #HobbiesInMoviesAndSongs

Who is this even for?

2025 in a nutshell.

Yes!

#HappyNewYear

Remember "Dolphin Tale"? Fin-appropriate!

My daughter's friend's mom cornered me to tell me to say more appropriate things around the girls. Apparently they overheard me say "the".