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I wonder who had the task of explaining the significance to Trumpy and his minions.

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Karen Tolkkinen and Andy Brehm are in a heated battle for Katherine Kersten's shittiest Strib columnist crown.

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Oof. The tinnitus is raging today. Not even the hearing aids are completely silencing it (which they usually do).

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This is an interesting (to me) example of how ambient temperature, heater use, etc, can affect #PHEV efficiency. It is 46° today. Last week when it was sub-zero or single digits above zero I was only getting ~40mpg on the exact same route.

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Well @amyklobuchar.com could never. She's too busy trying to be "bipartisan".

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Hang it in the Louvre.

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But no sports according to this garbage column full of transphobic lies and misinformation from this garbage columnist. (Gift link: www.startribune.com/tolkkinen-tr...)

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Gas station soft pretzel 'cause if this country is gonna go to shit, fuck it.

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I'll never not be entertained by mutuals sniping at each other with vague posts on their separate timelines. It's Minnesota passive-aggressiveness on full display and it makes me want to make popcorn.

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I could be standing on Mount Everest and still not be as high as this nazi.

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Be like @chriswarcraft.bsky.social.

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Guerin has always been a prolapsed anus, so this comes as no surprise.

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It pleasantly surprised me.

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A judge shouldn't have to teach Lawyering 101 in the fucking courtroom, but I'm glad Reyes is.

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I'm waiting for @amyklobuchar.com's mealy-mouthed statement declaring her alarm over this during her break from rolling over and voting to confirm whatever fuckery the admin proposes.

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Ok, this one is a miss. Prison rape isn't funny. #SNL50

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Jesus should use some of that money to house, feed, educate, and cure people instead of blowing it on music licensing and Hollywood production for shitty commercials.

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The #SNL50 show is pretty fun.

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Eddie Murphy is somehow more Tracy Morgan than Tracy Morgan. 😂

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This is an incredible label.

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Let 'em laugh while they can Let 'em spin, let 'em scatter in the wind I have been to the movies, I've seen how it ends And the joke's on them

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Napoleon before he rampaged across Europe vibes. Maybe Canada and Greenland/Denmark should be on alert.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

My spouse decided to vacuum the living room, and before doing so she referred to the vacuum as "the carpet mower" before stopping herself, and now I'm dying. 😂

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

People are passing this around like it's funny or cute or a good dunk on 47. It isn't. It's a display of behavior by a child that has been taught they can get away with anything. It's distilled Musk.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

No. Bullshit anger mills like "CALL TO ACTIVISM" are a huge part of why we're in this mess. STFU.

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I think Al is exceedingly intelligent, but this is the correct take. Not only does he have too much baggage, he's too entrenched in the old guard of thinking.

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If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery if you have one.

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Burn it all down.

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