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- Thoroughly rotten with ADHD and unfettered internet access - Avid One Piece fanatic and Fighting Game addict - Competitively ranked silly lil guy - Generative AI fans kindly fuck off
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whatever. go my duck

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

This is the one week where I can say I love Saint Qilingam’s vibe and general goofy demeanor, cause I know as soon as the next chapter of One Piece comes out he’s gonna commit unspeakable acts, engage in human trafficking, hunt children down for sport, etc.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Can COTW beta matchmaking give me some slightly less fatal fury while I figure out how this Kain guy works?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

So are we just never gonna find out what they were teasing about Ronaldo and fatal fury?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It’s legitimately criminal how bad every aspect of the city of the wolves beta that isn’t the actual gameplay is. Wanna invite your friends to a room? Good luck the UI is dogshit. Wanna learn how to play your character? Oops, the mechanics are all hard as fuck and you can’t practice anything

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

This cardboard… corrugated you say? Mmm quite scrumptious. I must have another at once.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Mai looking sick as fuck in sf6 was not in my predictions, but holy hell

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Something abt one piece that doesn’t get nearly enough attention is that in Blackbeard’s first appearance, he ordered 50 whole cherry pies to go, walked outside, sat down in the middle of the street, and ate all of them

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

You will run, he will drive rush You will block, he will not

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

It is one of life’s greatest cruelties that as you grow older, doctors will stick you with things and then not give you spider-man bandaids

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 64 days ago • 5 comments

the stranger who broke into your house to rob you came early this year! 🎅 check me out on a v special christmas ep of BITCHERTON wherever you get your podcasts

submitted 67 days ago • 5 comments

When you fuck up the vibes in your polycule, you have to stand trial before a jury of your queers

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Unfortunately, Rugal isn’t in kof13, so I’m gonna have to label it a kusoge without ever having played it. Tragic.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Transitioning, but not anything cool like changing my gender, just taking on a more monstrous form, refilling my healthbar, and using new attack patterns as my phase 2 theme plays

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

What if instead of the police they were called the poFREAKS and instead of being a corrupt standing army in service of the wealthy elite and the perpetuation of the status quo, they just like… sucked toes or smthn idfk

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

We honor the girls who were crushed up to become the girl pills we use to make more girls

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Outfucking standing photo choice

submitted 91 days ago • 160 comments

This thanksgiving day, we’re grateful for everyone’s favorite queer Guilty Gear character: you, the player

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

If the lore behind G becoming Q turns out to be that they gave him a coke by accident I’m gonna fully lose it

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Guilty Gear Strive has one character that can crawl and a theme called Crawl with the lyrics “I’m gonna Crawl” in it and this theme does not play for this character

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

The true evil lurking in the shadows of modern society is people who bring up the phrase “tactile telekinesis” when talking about superman’s powers

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Fighting game character with war crime buttons but the war crime is that they attack the non-combatants in the background of the stage, violating the geneva conventions

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Server full of wicked nasty people who bully me for enjoying honest characters like May Guiltygear. 15/10 would recommend.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

incase you missed the first SNK Supremacy, hosted by the beautiful @handle.invalid, then be sure to check out the wonderful VOD they have provided us! youtu.be/vdYrE_drJTo?...

submitted 106 days ago • 3 comments