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It's really becoming hazardous to drive at night. If it's not cyclists without lights, helmets & reflectors dressed in black it's dog walkers also dressed like ninjas appearing from the shadows to saunter across the road. Add to them the cars with no lights....

Guy at swimming having a phone call on speaker phone. Talking about taking out a dividing wall. Doesn't have a clue if it's structural. "Three bags of cement should do it?" Dunno what he's bought but he's just given out his full card number, three digit security code and his postcode...

I don't understand people who don't drive through spaces in car parks when they can. I hate reversing out

I once thought I wanted to be a registrar (births marriages and deaths) and then every so often I'm reminded that I have no filter when presented with daft kids names. Today's? A poor child called "cordial"

Here's a thought (trifle related) does crystallised angelica even exist anymore?

I'm already at 51% bothered to do my tax return but when the laptop decided it has a windows 11 update to install I may as well give up

No idea why the gold gilding is peeling off with the oil based lino ink but the silver doesn't.

It's been one hell of a November so far, not in a great way. Roll on December and some normality

When you wonder whether Richard Osman listens to "help I sexted my boss!" 😂

I've cut my thumb - eosine to the rescue. Now everything is red. Even stuff I've not touched. Also I'm off to Asda looking like I've been removing dye packs...

Working on a lino carve It's taken me two hours to get this far and I'm not convinced it'll look good when I'm finished

The snowman of your dreams*... *Sorry nightmares. The snowman of your nightmares.

Should I be concerned by being followed by #boringposts account? Probably but then again they're probably not wrong as this (hmm now I'm confused) 'message' 'statement' 'skied' affirms. What is the slang for a message on here?

Gah need to be online for a meeting and the pc is deciding that it's going to work just enough to torture me with a blank browser screen.

Fully expecting bluesky to crash now that they're telling everyone on BBC politics live...

If I only had the confidence of this teenager 25 years ago. Also excellent taste in music. #nantwich #busker #teen

"I think that's recycling..."

Feeling guilty as I asked Jim for his bluesky handle on that there FB and he got put in FB jail... So give him a follow

Ever feel that sometimes an event is cursed? Gig tonight, that was cancelled a year ago. Mum was supposed to baby sit but has been quite ill, friend said last minute they would. Feeling of unease all day, and now a minor car accident. I think we should just turn around tbh.

I hate driving at night at this time of year. A 20 min drive through country lanes and no less than 8 drivers blinded me with their full beams.

I shall no longer worry about my lack of career direction as we're surely in for ww3 now.

So many small children being strapped into car seats in padded coats. #notsafe

Any advice what to do when an online seller fails to ship an order after 4 months? Paid via paypal, so can't claim back now. There was some to and fro about shipping but was assured it would be shipped finally in August. Independent retailer - FB posts are disappearing but no reply to messenger

Fireworks tonight

When FB shows how ridiculous it is by letting you edit a video using their tools incl. Music and then mute it... Go home meta, you're drunk

So hard getting motivated...

Anyone got a Railcard via trainpal? Can't tell if I can then use it with other ticket providers.

I'm new here... Wondering why my profile picture won't load 😂