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I think if you call yourself "the meme war veteran" you should probably reevaluate your life choices

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its tempting to say that Gamers are the common denominator here but the real sign you're a hopeless loser is paying to post on a site that exists to steal your data and feed you nazi propaganda

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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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Uh oh I answered a man honestly again instead of feeding into his horniness and he lost interessssst

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The MM PC port randomizer is ready so gave that a shot today. I do not remember the checks of that game as well as I thought I did lmao

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finally a sub 10 on the Warsong update. Game was definitely improved but speedrun strats were nerfed so just gotta accept slower times for now. Success Rate is hilarious

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once again, the cruelty is the point

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we can talk about this yall

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The crowd recognized it, responded by cheering, and he acknowledged that in return. It isn't some sneaky thing a few elites are caught up in, dogwhistling to the fringes. It is the base of their movement. Because they're Nazis. Sincere, unambiguous fans of Hitler and everything that goes with that.

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the leopards are eating faces and some of the older leopards never imagined it would get to this point

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Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context theonion.com/trump-s...

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Queer Eye but it’s just a giant eye. ostensibly queer. we beg for its wisdom through our screens. but that’s not how Netflix works

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Hades 2 update goes hard

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the way I just threw a Balatro game makes me want to delete the game from my steam library

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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

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*clicks Focus Punch*

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they’re calling it the worst website ever made

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CDC source: “We just had word that all our fellows and post doc staff are laid off effective immediately. The famous Epidemic Intelligence Service, aka the Disease Detectives, is no more. That’s 1260 staff. They are calling this ‘Phase 1’.”

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the idea that these tech guys are opposed to "government waste" is so completely fucking ridiculous. they feast on government waste. DOD budgets are a bloated mess. the pentagon has failed 7 straight audits. the big beneficiaries are tech companies providing defense services.

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Paldea

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don't worry guys Elon has tasked himself with reviewing whether or not he's acted inappropriately I'm sure he'll be on top of this

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"puppygirl hacker polycule"

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ok so yall are gonna shut up about it being rigged now right like

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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its alllll gonna be worth it to hear Kendrick call Drake a pedophile

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mayo just made that girl cum

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I think the Chiefs are just waiting for me to drink more beers

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had an embarrassing moment at work but on the bright side I'll be thinking about it nonstop for days

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to this day I cannot believe Multiversus just...didn't care about irl PVP

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listening to gnx again lately, hey now/reincarnated/tv off is such a goated trio of tracks

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Diamond decks in Balatro are some of my most cursed experiences in any roguelike

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3D Zelda dungeons! Best game for these overall probably Twilight Princess

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CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

submitted 18 days ago • 79 comments

The school I work for has informed us that it is now a violation of federal laws to include ones preferred pronouns in your email signature. The anti-trans panic has become so deranged these snowflakes are crying at the passive existence of pronouns

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Bring back Pursuit but only for Tyranitar

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