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bodily 19 - polyfrag sys it/its - collectively they/them Muse of Light ⚠️ CW: Bro Strider, Lil Cal ⚠️
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Remember to always have your boundaries clear and remove people who over step those boundaries. I worry for some of you guys sometimes.

HELLO. IT IS I, CALCIFER STRIDER. MY WIFE IS FuCKING AWESOME. THAT'S IT. GOODBYE.

This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old-fashioned way

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dirkey girkey

she churgney on my gurgney till i sturm

im so fucking scared right now.

I CANT ESCAPE HIM. IM SCARED.

I think I got hacked? going to restart my computer now....

dirky gurkey.

GUYS I OPENED THIS FILE I FOUND ON BSKY AND I CANT GET HIM GO GO AWAY FUCKING HELP

when you sucking on her dirkey girky but she a gangsta.

this is so awful he keeps coming back

bro

went on a date with this guy and hes kinda cute… do i go on a second one? #dirkygurkey

guys… i have a crush on dirky gurgey… what do i tell him? bats eyelashes.

guys. i found this fucking game.

can someone write a fanfic where apollo caedis is marrying churgy gurgy for the garn 47 money but he calls dirk strider to make sure. dirk says “itll be okay” and then at the wedding, he appears and objects and apollo and dirk run away together and leave churgy gurgy at the alter. lemme know.

Balatro fucking sucks actually <---- Will play again in 30 seconds

Basically

Damn they got the homestuck: beyond canon website in the whole tiktok ban too. #homestuck

Holy shit is this real

guys is dirkney girkney real? i’m so scared right now, please tell me he’s not real

Geggy's

Nine Nights on Weed

Not Sure's

1 night on Adderall | Bizarre Custom Night

Ultimate Tomato Soup Night

"youre always sick" ok so. whats not clicking about rhat sentence to you, mother. whats not clicking. you're acknowledging im always sick how do you think that makes me feel

i be like ok next time my family undermines my chronic illnesses is the time when ill give them a really good comeback ! and then my mom says "we have to deal with you when youre sick too you know" and i.

Chronic Illness #chronicallyill #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

Being Chronically Ill #chronicillness #chronicallyill #autoimmune