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is it shameful to say that i want to learn arabic just write that gorgeous script?

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

the more i learn elixir the more baffled i am of its design decisions wdym there's pattern matching but no exhaustiveness check? ah yes righ, how will we check if we have no types (well actually we have but you have to find them out!)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"yes please i want to compare a function with a bitstring"

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

a language for the utterly-deranged

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submitted 9 days ago • 97 comments

helping with an elixir project, and thus far it seems very not nice, very weird, no types, too much unnecessary and inconsistent syntax, why not gleam if we’re in the beam???

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

RUST WITH GC WHEN??????

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

@david.sancho.dev Hi! i think we've never interacted, but I remember seeing you in some mutuals' replies... (sorry if this is too bold). I see that your workplace has an OCaml remote position open, so I wondered if you also had internships open... (sorry for bothering!)

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

5-7 hours spent on a 20-40 line change, just to do the most basic thing on c++, flex & bison, with a '''codebase''' of functions with unused parameters, 15+ global variables, a 'buffer stack' that only actually stores 1 buffer at a time... oh god i hate this

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

im very happy!!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i hate java

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

with friends at the bar, someone is looking for a photo on his phone and by chance finds one of his first linux install, gets emotional, then finds another from the second install, gets more emotional

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

needed a quick profile pic but shouldn’t use my fursona, so

submitted 18 days ago • 10 comments

intellij is truly a marvel imagine if all the engineering effort that goes to java, went to haskell…

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

“every time a dynamically typed language is chosen instead of a statically typed one, a mermaid dies” RIP 🧜‍♀️ my friend chose to do a work project in elixir, which ig is better than python, but python type checkers are hot rn, and i dont know about any elixir ones…

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

born to haskell, forced to java 😔

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

as a m*n i could never… 😔😔

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

omg first job coming up???