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Everyone is interpreting the clip of Amy Coney Barrett looking away from Trump. She’s not feeling regret or disgust. That’s pride and accomplishment. She’s there doing what they both wanted. This USAID decision is nothing but a distraction.

Sorry Libs but we didn’t actually just lose the Cold War. An oligarchy was able to cause the USSR to collapse so many years ago and they installed an oligarchy in its place. Now that once foe is returning the favor and helping finalizing the US’s own transition to full oligarchy. This was the goal.

Hypocrisy is always okay for conservatives but never okay for progressives. Hope that helps.

I genuinely believe that Elon Musk would struggle to set a new iPhone using a backup from his old iPhone.

Divisiveness in politics is good. One side is actively trying to make lives worse and kill people. The other is trying to make lives better and help people. And a bunch of people in the middle want the former without the nastiness so their lives don’t change.

I assume if you’re driving a Tesla you endorse the things Elon says and does and I do not respect you. I’ve been this way for years.

Me before the floor drops and the rope around my neck snaps tought:

I guess someone needs to tell me why it’s okay for businesses or the rich to use the government to increase their wealth, but it’s not okay for normal citizens to do the same or at least use the government to improve their lives somewhat.

…The Left and their stupid purity tests. “Gulf of America”

lol RFK is killing Vance’s niece and they’re trying to blame it on woke

People who wanted to stop the genocide by influencing the only candidate who could be influenced to stop the genocide did not actually want to stop the genocide and are responsible for the genocide. Incredible logic.

Feels like a good time for a new a Run the Jewels album.

You’re telling me that Biden just had to sign a bunch of papers written by other people with working brains and ignore the rulings of an illegitimate Supreme Court and everything would have been fine?

And all of these things are provided by much less efficient private sector companies that return way less per dollar spent (not counting inflated stock prices).

Idk. I’m. I’m not sure I believe that Israel was going to let Palestinians return to Gaza regardless of who was elected president of the US. Seems like ethnic cleansing/genocide was always the goal.

Trump is going to ignore any ruling from the courts against him which makes the immunity decision even funnier IMO.

God is punishing the Chiefs for their worst fans.

Canadian ad for annexation of Ontario??

Boobs commercial

Tom Brady stop talking about yourself, bitch.

Lmao. These dipshits only work for Elon because he’s got dirt on them and control everything they do. They also appear to be so dumb they actually love him.

The dude posted it under his own name and then tried to hide after he started taking a hatchet to the government. He didn’t even try and delete the posts. These aren’t the actions of someone who made an innocent mistake.

Criminal actions are when someone is mean to me or someone I like or does something that makes me mad. Hope that helps.

Fraud is simply spending I don’t like. Hope that helps.

Yeah, I think Trump just wants to license a bunch of Trump themed resorts in Gaza to enrich himself. Conservatives will have no issues backing this.

lol. Did they not interview any conservatives?

Politicians don’t need to live peaceful lives. You can let them know your displeasure any time of day any day of the week.

Imagine being a CIA spy right now. Just sweating because you received an email telling you to retire immediately and wondering when Elon is going to leak your cover. Lol.

Democrats won’t confront Musk because they’re complicit in his rise to power and they want to forgive him the moment they retake power.

We don’t. We don’t think you’re smart enough to understand why you should regret it.

Trump grabbed the football and started running with it and Dems are sulking because they lost the coin toss.

Democrats falling back on the “you deserve this for voting him” line when they know the people most impacted by Trump’s wrath didn’t vote for him.

One recurring theme that makes me mad is that when recruiters look at my résumé they always note that I have X years of experience by subtracting my time at Starbucks as if that isn’t a harder job than what they’re doing. Zero respect for the physical/mental strength needed to work a job like that.

Trump ended DEI and I still can’t get a job.

The people who didn’t vote withheld their support not because they thought it was going to make something happen; people couldn’t stomach casting a vote for someone they knew wasn’t going to make anything happen but more death.

Democrats need to come up with a Project 2029 retributive plan to undo and punish the current administration for their corruption and crimes, but they won’t.

Why is it so hard for conservatives to admit RFK’s antivax work killed children? It’s not like they care about the lives of birthed people. In fact, their stances are almost universally pro death!

Because they are evil, we must stand up to them. But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.

The message from the Democrats needs to be that this is the goal of all Republicans. None of them are opposing him because they’re getting what they wanted. It’s not just Trump that’s bad. It’s the whole party.

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

I’d like to see a reporter ask Trump to spell Colombia. It doesn’t really matter but it would be funny to see him struggle to answer. My guess, he’ll ramble about being the best speller and move on to an unrelated topic.