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When are they going to start calling it ISIS?

Bought a dictionary w/ a glossary in the back but later discovered it was just two dictionaries glued together.

#Volunteer #Award

Yuckity yackity Robert F Kennedy his hobby is likely to make us all squirm Although not exactly a cryptozoologist Brings mystery meat home To share with his worm #doubledactyl

Did you know that you only use 10% of your thumb? #science

To be honest, I had trouble fitting the entire box up my ass #cologuard

A wallaby is just a kangaroo wanna be

Toast apocalyptic. ButterSideDown

String cheese surplants big bang cheese as most delicious

The weird thing about the "Laugh Bag" wasn't the creapy laugh. It was the flesh-tone record player contained within.

Macaroons are the Brussels sprouts of cookies

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Gluten Morgan. toast

Vertigo is usually caused by issues with the inner ear. VertiGogh is more of an outer ear problem. leadpaint

A Canadian gynecologist uses maple stirrups.

Couldn't afford the premium package, so my my dreams have commercial breaks.

All my pennies have Marfan syndrome

So I sent #23andme $80 + some spit and all I got back was a color photo of a mudskipper. #grandpa?