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Ask not what I can do for you, and ask instead what you can do for me. TTRPG Opinion-Haver😎 | Advocate for printing MtG cards | Game Designer Extraordinary | Check out my Jumpstart Battlebox!⤵️ https://www.moxfield.com/decks/eGQeUuqOdUqiBZfIZ1v74A
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Game stuff is how I make $ as a stay at home dad. This means promoting my Patreon. Check out some of the stuff you get as a member! I try to work hard to make it worth it. I think if you were to commission this art, it would be $$. You also get games! www.patreon.com/perplexingru...

but alas, i am but a lass

Map of The Lair of the Alchemist lemos.itch.io/the-lair-of-... #cairn #durf #dungeon

La Rata Con Queso, that’s her

From 1903 to 1907 Augustus Jansson produced more than 30 striking adverts for the Queen City Printing Ink Company, including the wonderful Ink Beasts Parade series, with its "Magenta Ponies" and "Orange-Yellow Ibexiaticus". More here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/a...

I could defeat a gorilla by myself

Did I just run my best session ever? No. Did I just run my most OSR session ever? HELL yeah I did, no combat, no social rolls, i must sound like a fucking grognard I’m so stoked

I won't lie. I was feeling pretty proud of the title for this week's Explorers Design article. It's a deep dive into how my old Mausritter campaign evolved into a Pendragon, Wanderhome, low-fantasy, post-apocalyptic epic. Let me know what you think! www.explorersdesign.com/haus-rules-f...

smots gaming

If you've ever wanted to LISTEN to one of my blog posts and glean insight into my adventure writing process now is the perfect and only time to do that! Blogs on Tape is truly one of the best podcasts in the scene, an absolute treasure trove of wisdom.

i’m starting from scratch with pretty much everything my kids will need in the new apartment & everything is expensive (even after freebies & deals from local listings). so, if you need b&w art (personal or commercial), please keep me in mind, cause i need to fill my commission queue & make some $

Feeling very Gideon Gemstone core after visiting my parents in Texas this weekend 🫡 my grandma sure did joke that she was pregnant 20+ times in the span of 56 hours though and that was FUNNY

Have you checked out DNGN+DRGN?

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in the car. straight up "quenching it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My thirst

After months of story gaming, we’re finally back to running something semi OSR in a regular basis. I’m so thrilled tbh lmao I totally forgot how to flex my ‘punish the players’ muscles, I’m so stiff! But man was it fun getting that good old granular, hour to hour minute to minute gameplay in :3

the bazaar is just balatro for magic players send tweet

Selling "jobs" as a meter of policy success really grinds - cog in the machine, retail, mindless work - we really are anti-human in our general approach someone that argues to me that Target going out of business wrecks jobs - I argue, those aren't jobs - people shouldn't have to scan crap to live

National Geographic currently has articles up about: how research shows that gut health is tied to our mental health, but also one on how research shows marijauna might not be perfect in every capacity. Is science these days just about verifying or debunking non-western cultural norms? 🙄🙄

Definitely weird to me that alt text is expected in the culture of this app, but y’all be writing ONE sentence of alt text as if that explains anything more than the body of your post already did… you can’t just say “picture of my desk with my trinkets” THAT ISNT A DESCRIPTION

I was literally JUST SAYING that the people have forgotten about recession chicken, and lo and behold

“It’s not that deep” is a plague. A horrible disease, wasting away the minds of the populace. It makes me sad.

BLOGPOST - On why resolution systems with binary success/failure provide more choice on how to run the game for the GM and more strategic possibilities for the player. behindthehelm.bearblog.dev/why-i-like-b... #osr #nsr #posr #ttrpg

if you would draw a card this turn, except the first card in your draw step, instead draw a card and bounce on it

REAL TALK!

your network is your NET WORTH >become transgender

A Monster - Emperor Tortoise Cruel carnivores. 800 lbs, but no natural attacks. Can cast *magic jar* to swap bodies with you. While piloting your body, they'll jump off a cliff or drown you. Then they switch back and eat your corpse. Cha negates. Plan B is hiding in their shell and screaming.

I think when we talk about games, a lot of the time we assume we're talking about the same things from the same point of view. But we combine concepts that for us are grouped in ways they arent for others. Play culture. Structure. Experience. Let's talk about dungeons. 1/x

Guess who's coming to dinner? Knock! is the assembled wisdom of an extremely active, extremely creative RPG blogging community. Each issue is a primordial stew of ideas for you to use in your games! Knock! #5 is launching...soon!

Tired of pro-masking rhetoric being “we know it’s hard to wear a mask! UwU pwease try!” Like, no. It isn’t hard to wear a mask. Here’s a list of harder shit you likely do daily: -Brush your teeth twice -Wear underwear -put your phone on silent -eat three meals -Shower Fuckin wear your mask.

There is a new episode of RTFM, the RPG book club podcast. @goblinmixtape.bsky.social joins me and @snaxwell.bsky.social to talk Triangle Agency. Is corporate horror for the youths? Does metafiction have a place in RPGs? And who is the yellow voice?! creators.spotify.com/pod/show/aar...

girl who has only seen girl cock having sex with a cis dude: getting a lot of girl cock vibes from this...

The byproduct of an obsession.

The cilantro soap gene isn’t real. It just tastes that way for everyone. If you don’t like it you are just weak

Do NOT tell God about this Chili’s. We’re doing unspeakable things w $6 margs.