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osphie.bsky.social
✈️ nyc mia sf
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FUUUUUUUDGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s been 1 hr since I landed in LA … I forgot about abg LA voice 💀

I went to sleep and woke up with 5 pimples on my face. How dare my body react to stress with something that will stress me out even more 😭😵 betraaaaaaayed

How do I find the art / design x NYC corner of bluesky

i wish i had a bajillion dollars

I post on Twitter vs BlueSky vs Posts based on who I want to avoid

too sleepy to live too FOMO to die 💀🫠

god SF is cold as morherfucking ballszzzzzz

EGGSCITED for life in general 🤩✨

Poooollle is the bane of my mf existence man he thinks he is him but izzzz notttt himmmmm

I don’t have kids but I feel like I finally understand how my Asian parents feel. Sure they’re the warriors and they’re great but always somewhaatttt disappointing

v funny hearing loud nba commentary from other drunk girls knowing v well that be meeee 💀

almost tweeted a joke that would have gotten me cancelled but chose ✨self restraint✨ instead 😌😘 AMA

currently on repeat 😌🌸 https://open.spotify.com/track/74nEGIzIefJhJ5qX7NeIAz?si=Jo72vpBdSgydHzlbmwuGfg

Looney w his sticky fingers man

what the freak type of shot was that from the chef 🤯

the vibes here are ratchet and i love it 🎀