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Creator of the Jon of All Trades Podcast, producer of 6 other podcasts, entrepreneur, music video enthusiast, hoping I can re-create the joyful weirdness of my feed from the other dying platform.
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I would get movie screeners for little ol’ Denver Film Fest that had my name burned into the copy so that if I decided to leak it, they knew who did it.

As someone who contemplates the worst possible PR fuckups for a living, the carelessness and arrogance, especially regarding an issue of this sensitivity, is beyond even my comprehension

I heard someone say Gavin Newsom is like a perfect blend of Patrick Bateman and Gob Bluth and I can’t stop thinking about that.

The enthusiasm of environmental groups to run headfirst into unreliable power, higher prices and a pissed off public that will inevitably turn against their environmental goals as a result of a rushed energy transition that will never fully happen will never cease to amaze me.

Ep. 372: FINALE is now live. In it, I reflect on what I've accomplished, weigh in on white male grievance, give some crazy ass stats about the show, express my deep gratitude for 11 years, and share what's next. Enjoy the final JOAT of all time. Thank you. jonofalltrades.us/ep-372-finale/

“The Great Gatsby is dated and irrelevant.” You’re right. What could a novel about a generation of young men becoming hustlers and white nationalists because they were sold a lie about the American Dream possibly have to say about our current moment?

Gavin Newsom is so cool. Pure ambition, no values or even loosely held beliefs, assesses the current situation looking for a lane and instantly settles on People Are Into Evil Guys Now and sticks the pivot. Perfect clarity of purpose. He would be a danger to all those around him in any job he had.

Hanging 140 points on OKC’s top ranked defense fills me with intense joy. Signature win here.

As of today, there are more kids infected with measles than there are trans athletes playing in college sports in the U.S.

want to feel old? this is caillou today

Mark your calendars: Wednesday, March 12 is the SERIES FINALE of the Jon of All Trades Podcast. I'm going to drop one final solo episode, and in it I'll share the following: 1/

You absolutely love to see it. By all accounts Zeke is a great guy and an incredible teammate. He also happens to be the 5th highest paid player on the team. His ascendancy is wonderful on so many levels.

Anyone who buys tickets to this fucking thing is a booger-eating moron who deserves to be parted with their money.

it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs

Christian Braun will have posterized every big man in the league by year 5 of his career.

Do something in front of the scenes or shut the fuck up. bsky.app/profile/wash...

One of my favorite things about Good Will Hunting is that it illuminates a universal and immutable truth: Everyone loves a woman who can tell a good dirty joke.

The very thought of this makes my skin crawl. It’s a fantastic bit.

Caress Me Down by Sublime is among my absolute least favorite songs of all time. There are probably dumber opening lyrics than "Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley. I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy" but none have come to mind for me in the 29 fucking years this piece of shit has existed.

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

The Nuggets look like butt tonight. It’s only an 11 point game, but it seems like it should be much worse. Thankfully, I think even with both Lebron and Doncic, they’re ultimately fraudulent.

FUCK THAT CALL ON STRAWTHER. This is some horseshit officiating in this Nuggets/Lakers game.

Here's what I don't get on a fundamental level with these cheesedicks. The Nazis were fucking LOSERS. Just through and through to their core, a bunch of gutless simps who ended up getting their asses kicked and remembered as history's greatest villains. We will kick the dogshit out of them again.

$100 billion for shitty looking video game cut scenes. The dorks currently at the top of the food chain are such clueless braindead asswipes, I cannot believe this is the actual timeline we live in.

Stephen Hawking was once asked what his IQ was. He said, “I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.”

I hate that band too.

i dont know if the democrats are aware of this, but americans have a gut reaction to monarchy. its almost as if rejection of monarchy is a part of the dna of every american. i mean, its like we have a whole day every year dedicated to the idea that the monarchy can go fuck itself.

"Like the eyeglasses guy who puts in the little lenses — 'Better like this, or better like this?' That's how the Democrats do leadership." @rtraister.bsky.social, on fire nymag.com/intelligence...

Severance is a show I love because it’s brilliantly constructed and executed, but it’s also a show I hate because I despise this whole world it forces me to hang out in.

Certain Dem leaders need to be asking themselves why *Bill Kristol* is making this point while they natter on about eggs. It’s a big majority of the country at this point

This is quite literally some of the worst looking garbage I have ever seen anywhere for any purpose

Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.

Businesses and banks are populated by more shit-for-brains morons than most people even realize. Anyone SURPRISED that this shit is happening deserves to be flogged with a riding crop until they cry.

Hamilton is absolutely right. If this government does something you don’t like, speak the fuck up about it! Despair gets you nothing. Confidence, action, and resistance contribute the needed raindrops of a downpour that refresh the trees of liberty.

Now is a great time to hire trans people. Ensuring a trans person has housing, food and clothing at a critical time like this is life-saving work.

Lexis King’s whole aesthetic is exactly what I want from professional wrestling

I saw a thing on IG that was like “pro wrestling is just drag brunch for straight dudes” and holy shit has that made me love this dumb fucking shit even more. Also, I know almost none of the NXT people, but you figure who’s who real quick and react accordingly.

I don’t personally have this problem, but man do I support this energy from Scalzi. Whatever angst you’re feeling needn’t - CANNOT - be all consuming.