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Go on, you chickenshit fucks.

Yeah, Kegsbreath, congrats for not adding random journalists to your group war chat this time! How fucking low are we gonna set this bar??? Holy fuck.

"Mamdani lacks experience in sexually assaulting women," Bill Clinton said, explaining his endorsement of Andrew Cuomo. 1

Congress didn’t just lose its power it gave it away. On war, trade, and policy, lawmakers have willingly let the executive branch rule unchecked.

Is NOW the time to defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, or do we still have to wait some more?

FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS A DISTRACTION FROM SOMETHING ELSE. WE CAN ALL KEEP MORE THAN ONE THING IN OUR HEADS AT A TIME, OK? NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

Starting WWIII because no one came to your birthday party is the same as starting WWII because you flunked out of art school.

Once again our feckless fucking Democratic members of Congress are all over the tv telling us what trump did, rather than what the fuck they're gonna do about it. Then they wonder why people are pissed at them.🤷‍♂️

Cuomo's reemergence has already damaged the party by causing Democratic leaders do outright hypocrisy and cheapen #MeToo. The same people who ousted Al Franken for less than Cuomo's serial harassment, then ousted Cuomo himself, now endorse him. A functional party would coordinate to say "stay out"

the thing with Mamdani is that he’s obviously an incredible political talent - the campaign he’s run has been extremely impressive even if you don’t like his policies the party should be delighted, and that they’re instead pulling out all the stops to beat him speaks volumes

Fun Fact: In 2018 Yam Tits eliminated the nuclear agreement which prevented Iran from developing a nuclear weapon. Because it had President Obama's signature on it. The leg-humpers are now blaming Iran for refusing to commit to a nuclear agreement. And 1/3 of the country's voters are lapping it up

Also, surely this should be the core media narrative about this war - they’re not doing it for any reason they can articulate! There’s no intelligence supporting their claims, Trump himself seemed to think it was a bad idea a week ago, but no one’s in charge and Trump is an easily-pressured fool

wrote about Charles Sumner, someone who proved that racism wasn't somehow natural or unquestioningly accepted in the past—which means it's not natural and shouldn't be accepted today, either. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/charles-su...

the D establishment rousing itself from torpid slumber to fight, not for democracy, but for a serial sexual abuser, narcissist, and nursing home murderer is really clarifying, I guess.

If we have to be forced into a war in the Middle East by our convicted felon and sex pest conspiracy nut leader, I can't think of anyone better to lead our military than an drunken lout of a Fox News host who never washes his hands after using the toilet.

Kaine: "America was lied into a war in 2002 against Iraq with a Republican administration giving us false information about Iraq's weapons program. I have grave concern that we're going down the same path ... there was no imminent threat to the United States ... it was an offensive war of choice."

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

no accidents

war criminal netanyahu has spent 20+ years trying to get the U.S. into an unprovoked war against Iran; it paid off finally— he found a brain dead, malignant narcissist guy with rapidly progressing dementia who is cosplaying as president.. a true moron stupid enough to do it for him.

"Operation Midnight Hammer" is what jd vance called his late night visits to the living room couch...

So much for that “two-week” window. Note the “now is the time for peace” phrasing as he pursues an avoidable course of military strikes.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

So… People seem to think that we’re just done now? We bombed the shit out of three nuclear sites in a country we weren’t at war with, and that’s just… it? Oh, my sweet summer children.

It's understandable we all mostly take it as a given that Trump doesn't bother to adhere to Constitution or the laws passed by Congress, but it is still both (a) absolutely necessary for our democracy and (b) good political strategy for Dems to file articles of impeachment over this.

hey @nytimes.com what if instead of this you reported accurately that the president of the united states has violated the united states constitution by entering into war with a foreign power without the approval of congress, just like, what if

Congress? You awake?

Correct. When Trump withdrew from the JCPOA in May 2018, he made it the policy of the United States that every country should have an active nuclear weapons program. Today he made it clear they need to develop functional nuclear weapons as soon as possible. Nothing else can prevent a U.S. attack.

ICE is a criminal organization and its members should be prosecuted like the gestapo.

They’re cops. ICE agents are cops. Cops are behaving like this. Congress created these cops a couple of decades ago, and Congress could uncreate—abolish them, if you will—anytime. We need to get over this idea that this happened overnight, by accident, through infiltration. It did not.

10 reasons not to rank Andrew Cuomo *at all*

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He’s a killah, He’s a thrilla, Spookshow baby 👹 Silly little gay interpretation I made of an iconic Rob Zombie album cover 🖤🌈

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an endorsement of cuomo is an endorsement of sexual harassment in government. it's disgusting and unconscionable.

this is repugnant.