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ottermattic.bsky.social
31 years old, queer, gaymer, ADHD, T1D, addicted to D&D and being a little too shy. Using this space to have a little more flirty and fun social media. They/them NSFW 😘
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I’ve been jacking off after work so often that I’ve conditioned myself to get hard once I come home

Happy pride, from me and your seat

Yes to klink at pride 🙂‍↕️🏳️‍🌈

Showing up to work with 5 beverages

Got off work now time to get off

why does it feel kind of romantic to edge yourself

As much as I find it cute and charming that I haven’t had any issues with insomnia while staying with my partners, it does blow tonight when I am alone and have to wake up in less than 4 hours and my body won’t stay comfortable at all Nothing helps and I’m losing it

this movie is queer culture, just so we are clear

Controversial opinion I wish Nintendo had a real handheld. Switch portable mode feels awful

Not to get emotional on main but I’m genuinely touched by my sister, her daughters, and her husband: 1) openly supporting my relationship 2) having pictures of my boyfriend and I around their house and 3) knowing we’re long distance and getting me an airline gift card so we can see each other 🥹🥹

I hope whomever came up with the idea to put grid lines on the back of wrapping paper gets their pussy ate cause damn that shit is nice

This onesie is hella soft, if you wanna feel it

Need to cum inside my husband and then 2 other people tbh.

Working in pharmacy, you see some stupid things. Today’s stupid thing that I’m obsessed with is that Fleet (yes that Fleet) has a mascot and their name is the Eneman

I love seeing my friends nakey on the internet

hey siri, how do I message someone first?

why did the chicken who doesn’t do anal cross the road? to get to the other side

I either wanna eat more pizza (it was sausage and garlic) and snuggle or be balls deep in someone’s son right now

Every so often I’ll see a woman in one of my mutuals posts/reposts and go “oh yeah I forgot they’re bi. Cool” Then look at the post for a little longer and go “oh yeah, I forgot *I’m* bi. Cool.”

I did the white line with who I picked first and the purple line with my current fav

🥰🤓

Okay where should my next tattoo be?

Wait, Take Me Away specifically, I forgot Ultimate was in that movie too