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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...

While people are getting in a knot over the Shrek character redesign, we’re neglecting the true artistic outrage of the 21st century so far: The current generation animation style of Thomas & Friends versus the previous, infinitely superior generation. A travesty worthy of riot. #Shrek

The guy who plays real Ned created The White Lotus and I think that’s beautiful boxd.it/8RMX7d

Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome

On the one side you have every writer, artist, musician, actor, director, and comedian ever to create anything worthwhile, on the other you have Elon Musk, Bankman-Fried, and people whose idea of artistic creation is to type "big titty Supergirl" as a prompt. Of course Labour side with the latter.

Idiots will celebrate their favourite franchise losing an incredibly successful producer only to find out that these movies will be garbage regardless

Another classic franchise dead. What a shame.

Me watching the opening titles start on #TheWhiteLotus S3

The real black hole was the friend we made along the way boxd.it/8Oo8wh

Better, but could be better boxd.it/8NN3Yr

Might start sharing my silly little film reviews here. The Matrix Resurrections is, in a word, incredible. For more than one word, click this boxd.it/8Myvc7

The site formerly known as Twitter is a Nazi site. No one can claim they don’t know this, and we are well past “I use it for the other bits”. I’m not saying that if you are still using it you’re a Nazi, but you *have* decided that Nazi-ism is not a deal breaker.

Tell me more about cancel culture

Finally some good news

“Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?”

The White Lotus S3 running straight into The Last of Us S2 is beautiful. If Alien: Earth gets a premiere date right off the back of it I may never recover

@lowqualityposts.bsky.social Thanks for the Cardinals starter pack! Super helpful

My New Year’s resolutions are to take revenge on all the people who wronged me in 2024 and also to be more positive.

‘Inside No 9: The 12 Days of Christine’ on BBC Two at 9.30 tonight. It’s almost hack to say how good it is these days, but it is fucking incredible television. Even if you’ve never seen Inside No 9 before and you assume it wouldn’t be your thing, just watch it trust me

If Goggins is there, I’ll be there

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OH HELL YES

Man I can see what’s going to happen from a mile away here

Being a fan of the Arizona Cardinals is like being run over by a truck. No witty punchline, it’s straight up like being run over by a truck.

Weird lil guy cast as a weird lil guy, this is sublime