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I always told myself I wasn't gonna turn into that old guy that hates on the the youth and the next generation, but 18 yrs are out here perming their hair and popping gas station boner pills

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I play dark magician girl, face down ass up in attack mode and end my turn

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I'm a sucker for a cozy attic loft

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She's in the gazebo with her friend doing elegant lady type shit. They being fancy in the fuckin garden

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Please do tell; if one can not eat deviled eggs in heaven, then why?.. Why on God's green earth would I ever choose to live a life without sin?

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The post office will now only deliver femail because of woke

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Teaching myself how to piss "nice cock bro" in morse code

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Waiting 2 weeks for new glasses to come in and be the wrong size.. well maybe I'll be able to see by april

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My ancestral hunter gatherer DNA forcing me to buy random things Everytime I stop at the gas station to fill up

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When I die, use my bones to make stock

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Most people save their receipts for returns and for their taxes. I save them for an alibi when I'm wrongly incarcerated for a murder I didn't commit. I was framed! Please you have to believe me!

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex

submitted 19 days ago • 43 comments

Thinking about launching my own crypto, can I get some feedback on how we're all feel about ¢hode coin?

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They're selling eggs like lose cigarettes outside the corner store. Use promo day1 for 10% off

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How far out are we from somebody sacrificing their wallet on a flat of eggs to pelt elon and trump in the public square?

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accidentally headbanging my headphones off of my head

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Gonna start saying crikey. I feel like I've earned it

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I used to drink a lot and love mardi gras. But I barely drink anymore and haven't been to a parade in years. Not really a coincidence

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Step 1 take out loan Step 2 use loan to buy bank Step 3 forgive loan

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Those cans of milk tea are so good untill your tilting your head back like a weird little freak wildly shaking the can just trying to goon every last tapioca pearl into your mouth

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If I started a union at work I'd use the power of collective bargaining to guarantee us the right to laze around the yard and perhaps even set up a moon bounce and bbq pit when the weather is nice out

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Anytime your anxiety is called for it's just a spidey sense

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I truly do not believe any mere mortal is powerful enough to prevent me from simply cooking the spaghetti of the hibachi table. That's a spicy meat ball for the pretty lady

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How far out do you guys think we are from Congress passing the first bill written by AI? I think min 3 years. America is definitely dumb enough to pull it off

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Bar for sale, never spit Shout out Japanese milfs that's my okaahomies Thorfin with no enemies all my opps are homies

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Oldyfans .com where the elderly can post all there nooks and crazies. All the creases and crevices

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Can I foster a roomba till I find it a better home or is adopting or buying from a breeder my only choices?

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Do ppl in 2 story houses have an upstairs and downstairs roomba?

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Bring back mtvs bully beatdown but for politicians

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Every since I rewatched so what im a spider, my crunchy roll recommended section has been all magical girl animes. Not sure the cruchy roll staff have watched im a spider if thats the connection they make. Spider uses magic is girl = magical girl. Sure so surface lvl understanding of your product

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Checking the tracking number daily and watching your package go from estimated delivery 1/7 to 1/8 to 1/9 to 1/10 to just

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2025! Big naturals are out! Little supper naturals are in! No more big mommy milkrs WE WUNT LIDLE MUMMY MILKERS unwrap them little pyramids oomfie

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If you're hiding your big naturals that makes them big mummy milkers cuz them fellas under wraps

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Why do mummified make mummy but bonafide not make skellyington

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The Nina, the pinta and the jorking my peanits

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When the apple got a little worm buddy piloting it >>>

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Is there a sci-fi story where there's a super computer ai that runs society and does everything to keep the public content and controlled. But it turns out the super computer isn't ai it's actually a series of human brains taken from kidnapped, trafficked and murdered victims and wired together?

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Guess yall not ready to hear the truth

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Boomerang just wireless yoyo

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Slf making the lycagon fight a 4 parter is edging me so hard right now.

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"Oomfie unattended in the robot what will she do" will forever be the greatest gundam post

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Gremlins is a Christmas movie Gremlins 2 is a New Year's movie No I will not be taking questions at this time 😌😏

submitted 71 days ago • 9 comments

Need a cute girl with glasses and a big forehead to run her hands through my hair and call me a good boy

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Don’t judge a rice by its roni

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