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“Someone gave me a knuckle bris inside a colander.” @iankarmel.bsky.social

Audio is out now on the Cinephobe feed and Patreon: 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 🍏 spoti.fi/3KfKLhu 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

Hat liftoff

“I just wanted to buy it and make chocolate pasta.” @talkhoops.bsky.social

Found these bangers at the library. Looks like my after plans are set. Do the voice @talkhoops.bsky.social #Phile #MATEO

"This throat's not gonna get cancer by itself!" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🥇🤡The Quest🤡🥇 Petty podcasters @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social take you on an epic journey from the slums of New York City in the 1920s, all the way across the sea to Muay Thai Island, then up mountains to the Lost City in Tibet.

“Put your pants on alert!” @talkhoops.bsky.social

TIME CHANGE - TODAY at 3:15 pm PT / 6:15 pm ET

“Do you think Anthony Hopkins is circumcised?” @darthamin.bsky.social

“Dolly Parton = Bolo” @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🚨🦁Samurai Cop🦁🚨 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are not an established podcast yet, should make friends with all the podcasts, but that won't stop them from keeping it warm and ready.

“Sorry dad, you got hepatitis.” @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

“Me want the Tuiasosopo” @talkhoops.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🇺🇸🥷American Ninja 2: The Confrontation🥷🇺🇸 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social own Blackbeard Island and made their money big time... in podcasts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsZS...

Dickies - ass off

AMERICAN NINJA Rewatchington MONDAY 4/7 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET Join @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social for the movie that gave us Guich Koock as Col. William T. Hickock. 🛎️Patreon Exclusive Event🛎️http://bit.ly/3J6cOzB🛎️

"I don't remember so many people trying to fuck this gorilla." @talkhoops.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🇺🇸🪽Angel Has Fallen🪽🇺🇸 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social have Fallen and they can't get up. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 spoti.fi/3KfKLhu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

Time to watch The Island of Dr. Moreau. RIP.

Went to the movies and saw this. Bring on the asteroid.

New Cinephobe! 🪽⚾️Angels in the Outfield⚾️🪽 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social pray that the Angels win the pennant so they can have a family again. Hey... it could happen.

"Diddle me timbers, this is a diddling movie." @talkhoops.bsky.social

Phobe!

@outofcinephobe.bsky.social got a good one for you.

JADE Rewatchington MONDAY 3/24 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET Join @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social for the movie that put the Cristal, Beluga and Wolfgang Puck in the mini fridge. 🛎️ Patreon Exclusive Event 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🛎️

“Terry Crews is laid out like Tua.” @darthamin.bsky.social

CT5 Siblings is out now @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social take very different routes to compile their siblings lists. Watch it on the Cinephobe YouTube channel: 📺 bit.ly/CTFIVE 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 🍏 spoti.fi/3KfKLhu 🛎️ Join the Patreon: bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"Homeboy's got rhythm, huh?" @talkhoops.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🕵️🚨Shaft🚨🕵️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are quitting the New York Podcasting Department to record Cinephobe their own way. No lawyers, no politics, no rules, no regulations.

RHINESTONE Rewatchington MONDAY 3/10 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET Join @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social for the movie that created a monster. 🛎️Patreon Exclusive Event🛎️http://bit.ly/3J6cOzB🛎️

New Cinephobe! 🎢🌭Nothing But Trouble🌭🎢 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social get arrested for running a stop sign on Old Coke Road in rural Valkenvania, detained by a delusional, disgusting, decrepit old Judge that rules his tiny township with an iron gavel.

“His eyebrows are insane. He looks like an owl.” @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

"Is there an age where hog-cranking ceases?" @darthamin.bsky.social

Hard Target is a perfect movie