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This is a huge hell no from me.

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Idk who needs to hear this but this bitch posted a GRWM/makeup tutorial on tiktok 😅

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Watching The Monkey. Casting director deserves a small parade. Give me Elijah Wood in every horror movie. Give me Tatiana Maslany and Sarah Levy in everything.

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lol this is so dumb but it’s so funny

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They also made stuff for chem labs. Petrie dishes, what have you.

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We’re watching the new black mirror and I’m straight up boohooing after the Eulogy episode. It was very well done.

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Very generously pausing Love on the Spectrum so P can see the parts shot in our neighborhood but he’s taking forever to make his coffee. Hrmph.

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“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”

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Languages are fun.

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The cheap, inflamed canvas is worthy of a prison sentence. Why are they so tacky?!

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We need another one of these days.

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This is my late grandmother checking in. She hopes you’re well. Everyone wave to Joycie.

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Season 3 of Sailing Yacht is so spicy. I do not miss my 20s

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I feel like they’ll offer John Turturro this role in the biopic and he’d be like naaaaaw. Fuck naw.

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