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Watching the Miami-NYCFC recap, and I submit that it should be called The Gender Reveal Derby.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

an executive order is being drafted about this show right now

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Ratatat in an ad? Yes please

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Got told I look like Jason Kelce again at the gym today

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

gonna set up a new channel on corncob tv called congress flop some say it’s not a real show that it’s just hours and hours of footage of real people falling down the stairs in congress just congressperson after congressperson in shit suits bustin ass and hitting marble

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Steely Dan making my blood donation nice and smooth. I’m reeling in the CCs

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

@eve6.bsky.social I listed you as my favorite band in the senior day program for high school basketball. The opposing fans really got after me

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna become a tea guy

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

😬

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t know Keef is being coached by Doctor Octopus at Bournemouth

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Dumbest bozo alive

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

BJ from Righteous Gemstones lookin’ ass

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a matte black cyber truck with the license plate ‘A Musk C’ 😬

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Spurs have made so many bad decisions today but none of them worse than not signing a single outfield player 26 days into the transfer window

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

And now it is firmly entrenched in my head for the next week

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

This just popped into my head for the first time in 20 years youtube.com/watch?v=5rAO...

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Go Bucks.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Wtf. Unpucker please

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

No

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

The White Stripes perform "Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" on SNL (2002)

submitted 47 days ago • 17 comments

Guard a goddamn RB

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

These QBs are terrible

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submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

COYS

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine if the bengals did anything to help Trey Hendrickson

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Zac Taylor in a one score game? No worries at all.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Bengals fan here. The funniest possible scenario is Pittsburgh coming back to win but both Miami and Denver losing tomorrow

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

What’s his Madden contractual asks?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments