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Elon getting ratioed on his own platform 👌

submitted 6 hours ago • 260 comments

Multiple agencies and unions have reportedly told federal workers not to respond to a new email demanding that they account for their work over the last week

submitted 10 hours ago • 20 comments

a lot of people rn are like "I voted for the You're Fired guy and then he fired me, what the hell!"

submitted 22 hours ago • 15 comments

That email is about to get hella viruses sent to it. Don't be surprised if the whole federal government has a tech outage soon.

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submitted 1 day ago • 55 comments

And who's gonna read 2 million emails, Elon? Who's gonna validate the claims in the emails? Who's gonna check who did or didn't reply? The ketamine is winning, for sure.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just ignore the email.

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How shocking that after basically every major economist predicted Trump's policies would be bad for the economy and America elected him anyway, that we'd start seeing signs of a troubled economy a month into his term. Who could possibly have predicted that?🙄 (Do we really need a sarcasm font?)

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

#moodboard

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I need a CT scan or, at a minimum, and x-ray. I told my doctor. It's an acute situation involving my fucking skull. She referred me to EENT. The soonest they can see my is fuck ✨️MAY✨️. I could end up losing my hearing or be hospitalized if this is what I think it is.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

#moodboard

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Government isn’t a business.

submitted 2 days ago • 140 comments

BREAKING — States attorneys general lead by @newyorkstateag.bsky.social were just granted a preliminary injunction in their case against DOGE. The team cannot access Treasury Department payment systems or data while the lawsuit proceeds. Major.

submitted 2 days ago • 156 comments

Warped Tour promises "more big name artists" to be announced for Orlando, FL date after fans voice complaints.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I'm praying that the ketamine wins

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So there was a coon petting zoo at the white house, huh?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

FedEX got me fucked up

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Blink-182 released Stay Together For The Kids as a single on this day 23 years ago.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Having this hung in your home is totally normal for a totally normal person who definitely didn't fake getting shot. I, too, love keeping pictures of traumatic personal events on display.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Istg 45 is trying to speed run this presidency.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

*clears throat*

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

They used to grill me every other time I went to 1/10 (as if they don't know I'm there to inspect). So how is it this fucking ketamine addict goes wherever 45 goes? No job title (apparently) or nothin.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

SUMTERVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier is released from a Florida prison weeks after Biden commutes his life sentence.

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My friend and I called this when the judge said his mama fine. on the record

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I haven't been able to use the VA patient portal all day, and I know it's El*n's fault. I just know it.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

“… and then he called him a 69 gawd on national television in black history month”

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Yaba is a child fr. She picks fights she can't win and doesn't even know why she's mad. Two-faced as fuck.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I see people have completely forgotten about how the Postmaster General position works. 😩 gfdi what a day

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

@raskin.house.gov: "The most glaring conflict of interest of all is that Elon is a government contractor himself, who collects billions of dollars from the US government... And like all authoritarian and fascist movements around the world in history, corruption is at the heart of it."

submitted 5 days ago • 130 comments

I'm pretty sure I have mastoiditis. I need to see a doctor but there's a fucking screw in my tire. Now I gotta wait for a tire repair. 😮‍💨

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