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Love being unpredictable when it comes to wanting my receipt.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

I need to do something about my face

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

OnlyFans but it's just me reorganizing the pantry.

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

The fire in his eyes was just conjunctivitis

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Yogurt isn’t so bad if you dip a candy bar in it.

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

all this innie outie stuff is making me feel funny in my cargo shorts

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

It’s hard to walk away seductively in corduroy pants.

submitted 4 days ago • 50 comments

Saw a guy wearing cargo pants with pockets so plentiful and deep I saluted him

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

it is legal for me to throw your phone into the ocean for taking work calls on the beach, as per maritime law

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Jesus Christopher Columbus

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

building little houses for a grape family with wheat thins and slices of cheese

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.

submitted 2 days ago • 60 comments

if you really loved me you’d let me drive a stake through your heart

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

You can lead a unicorn to whimsy, but you can’t make it drink.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Sorry I haven’t been very active on here the last week my 11 year old has been describing a video game to me.

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it had been stronger.

submitted 10 hours ago • 8 comments

i'm so close to standing on the side of the road barefoot wearing a sandwich board that says the end is nigh, like i'm just looking for the right hat at this point

submitted 19 hours ago • 46 comments

If you’re looking for a reason to unfollow me I like ketchup on my hot dogs

submitted 8 hours ago • 26 comments

Your outie is a prolific serial killer and is always 2 steps ahead of authorities.

submitted 17 hours ago • 12 comments

Life Hack: Anytime someone asks if you are busy say yes.

submitted 44 days ago • 10 comments

I like when people look up in the air when they’re trying to remember something, like they’re trying to see their own thought bubble

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

I’m the MacGyver of getting worked up over nothing at all

submitted 13 hours ago • 12 comments

Sometimes I have to stop myself from posting really personal stuff like what's currently in my pockets or my blood pressure

submitted 8 hours ago • 12 comments

Punishing myself by eating Grape Nuts for breakfast.

submitted 15 hours ago • 31 comments

the millennial experience of making a powerpoint to convince your parents to unground you

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

first date idea: drown me in a bathtub

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Taking a paradigm shit

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

turning my account into a religion but only for tax purposes

submitted 11 hours ago • 7 comments

Glenda: You had the power all along Dorothy: What the fuck

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Sedate me, please.

submitted 7 hours ago • 13 comments

You just can’t with me

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

I pull my own hair just to feel something

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

pee holes are in a horrible spot, we should pee out of our fingertips for ease and convenience

submitted 7 hours ago • 93 comments

One of lifes scariest moments is when a woman calmly says "wow" during an argument

submitted 8 hours ago • 23 comments

Some times I ask myself would you shut your mouth already, Jesus Christ

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

artist in bio

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

hot person: wow everyone here is so nice

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

If I don't end up a bog mummy I'm going to be pissed.

submitted 8 hours ago • 11 comments

I last so long in bed I could stay in it forever

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Let’s share a laugh before they put us in the truck.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

* in tears What do you mean that wasn't a funhouse mirror?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

On my way to lie to my therapist

submitted 47 days ago • 3 comments

Sometimes I think about the time I texted a picture of a hot guy I was seeing TO the hot guy I was seeing

submitted 47 days ago • 27 comments

there's no way you fit a thousand islands in that bottle

submitted 47 days ago • 6 comments

Day drinking, but it’s me shotgunning a bag of shredded cheese

submitted 13 hours ago • 12 comments

follow me for things like made up words bad puns uncomfortable sexual references heartrending poems and my beautiful eyes of course

submitted 18 hours ago • 10 comments

Just opened a box of Grape-Nuts. I haven’t been this excited since FDR’s New Deal

submitted 17 hours ago • 17 comments

My mom got her SAG card from her Girls Gone Wild appearances.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

wish i could be top 1% of literally anything

submitted 17 hours ago • 12 comments