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truly wild that plenty of centre-left parties would be too cowardly to use this slogan which should be entirely uncontroversial for any nominally left party (looking at you, Labour)

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We're assuming the Pope dying is guerilla marketing for Conclave when we're overlooking that MrBeast has been working on a "once-in-a-lifetime project" for some time...

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Kathy Hochul vows to defend congestion pricing by issuing letters of marque to New Yorkers to engage in banditry on the Brooklyn Bridge and George Washington Bridge

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Cameron Powe voice: "I only trust two people to hold my balls. One of them is me, the other is not you."

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Another person who was mauled by the Heck Must dog has died, according to officials at the Legacy Emanuel Medical Center, bringing the death toll to 3.

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If you go missing in Western Pa., you can expect the world's dumbest blinking detective AND the world's dumbest contractor with mutant healing factor to take forever to find your ass

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If you bought polio on the penny stock market, you win!!

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Don't listen to her @apnews.com !!! Stand strong in your insistence on caving to whatever right-wingers want

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Le Redemption de Shawshank: No filler but maybe a little too thin too

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JD Vance clarifies that his kids are not available to co-sign his statements because it's too late in the day to allow them out of their chains in the attic

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Calling into Stephen A.'s show and asking him point blank if he knows who J. Sakai is

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@aoc.bsky.social you are being out-AOC'd

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Like the New Yorker, Wes needs an editor! Preferably one willing to cut his word count to 0!!!!

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Mr. Kennedy, you are the founder of an organization called the Burger King Kids Club

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No this is good news. The parents picking up the slang of the kiddies is the death knell of the word

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I'm supporting AI stock by selling when it's at its lowest and buying at its highest. I am not short-selling you kings!!

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Now I know where I'm NOT hiding when my Russian parents want me to come home

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My goal in life is to become a billionaire so I can become The Most Oppressed Billionaire

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"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

submitted 100 days ago • 33 comments

More like FRIG HEIL

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I'm a 17-Year-Old TikTok Junkie Named Bana Al-Abed and I Am Asking President Trump to Bomb Syria Just in Case

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In 1967 Paris, if you carried a doorknob around you were basically God

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@apnews.com you need to update your style guide NOW

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Hey everyone, I'll be on @CNN around 1:34 to talk about the Pirate Software situation. Tune in!

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They made a movie about the making of Eric Prydz's "Call on Me" and it came out about how you expected

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@gavinnewsom.bsky.social I'm with the California National Guard and there are LOOTERS besieging the burned-down McDonald's in Pacific Palisades! We are running out of ammo and need air support fast!! SEND HELP

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I don't want Karen Bass to be let off the hook

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@gavinnewsom.bsky.social @karenbass.bsky.social WHY ARE YOU NOT ORDERING AIRSTRIKES AGAINST THE FIRES

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This just in: LeBron James apologizes for fireworks celebrating Armenian Christmas, which are suspected of starting Tuesday's destructive Los Angeles-area wild fires. "I really have to check the weather next time," he said in a statement to the Los Angeles Times.

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Wishing my favorite Japanese streamer stays safe in these wind storms

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Me when I remember it's Sunday not Monday

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The entire point of living in Manhattan is you don't need to own a car. If you're driving from 61st St to 79th St on a regular basis I sincerely hope you die

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SNAKE: "...Anyway, where's Dittmann?" OTACON: "Well, we were right about him being in Fiji, but..." SNAKE: "But what?" OTACON: "He's already dead." SNAKE: "When did it happen?" OTACON: "Well, ah, about a hundred years ago." SNAKE: "What the hell..."

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Next time you do Shakespeare in the Park, make sure not to summon any kings in the middle of doing the gray sweatpants challenge letterboxd.com/ovkase/film/...

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Honey? Yeah, hi... Yeah, listen I... I know but... Yes of course I know it's our anniversary but... I'm sorry but they're canceling Chappell Roan... I know but I didn't know this wou— I asked them to let me home but you know how it is... No I know but... ... :puts phone down and sighs:

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I'm workin' late, 'cause I'm a singer I wanna see nude Heimerdinger

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Imagine interviewing Sauron over a game of Bilbo Fortnite and he sounds like this

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