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Visiting friendo.

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Walkable cities aren't enough I need cities to be fuckable

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Back to work tomorrow and I'd rather put my dick in a steam press

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[Wilson Fisk voice] I was brought up ... under the ILLUSION ... that we live in a society built on FAIRNESS ... honesty ... and RESPECT ... and YET ... when I look at this box of Celebrations ... all I see ... are BOUNTY ...

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not everybody should get to have a take. some of yall are too fucking stupid to understand the stuff you're trying to have a take on.

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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

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Spoiled baby and his whipped cream

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This isn't even just Owen Thomas Saying His Opinions Are Correct (they are) but Conclave should have won

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I have mutuals whose nipples I can recognise but I'm not 100% on their names

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I would recognize you in total darkness, were you mute and I deaf. I would recognize you in another lifetime entirely, in different bodies, in different times. And I would love you in all of this, until the very last star in the sky burnt out into oblivion. Happy 5 years, my love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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having time before work to sunbathe and cuddle my favorite man is a great privilege

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I don't think I'm fit to live in this world. I didn't ask to work every spare hour of my life to make money for someone else, draining the joy out of me before I get chewed up and spat out by the gears. I don't want this life

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I feel sick, but not physically sick; I feel unwell from this fucking pantomime of dancing around, begging for a job that doesn't pay me like ass and treat me lower than dog shit

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I feel like I'm going insane with just the stress of going through my life

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Femboy de Chão

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Folks, I’m starting to think this whole Capitalism thing is bad!

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Felt cute 🥰

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Da coolest cat in da club

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After 6 hours on hold and an hour on the phone to someone who sounded pre-pubescent, I've sorted it all out Owen 1 US Federal government 0 💪

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Been on hold almost 3 hours trying to sort this how sexy

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The US gov randomly decided to revoke my work permit that's so cool and sexy

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i looked so cute for traffic court but the long arm of the law didn't care and i'm still out $1k

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I say again

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I come on Bluesky bc the people I love most have come here from Twitter but honestly I struggle to find things to say on here. The vibe is very different, not bad just different. It feels like walking into a workplace lunch room when you've only worked there a week

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I know you did not just call Seth Milchick mid

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please please brain please just give me one day off from the constant feeling that every single person i know hates my guts please just one day pls

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I know people mean well but saying "we aren't going to buy from [store] on [date] to show our anger!" is worth jack shit if you just ... go right back to those stores the day after

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There's a new season of Yellowjackets??? Why was I not informed of this???

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Come on Twitter to see "exercise and trying to be healthy is eugenicist" is the Take Of The Day™. Christ

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How tf are you a billionaire and a deadbeat dad just give the kid the change down the side of your sofa and they'll be set for life what a bozo

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Visiting friendo.

Walkable cities aren't enough I need cities to be fuckable

Back to work tomorrow and I'd rather put my dick in a steam press

[Wilson Fisk voice] I was brought up ... under the ILLUSION ... that we live in a society built on FAIRNESS ... honesty ... and RESPECT ... and YET ... when I look at this box of Celebrations ... all I see ... are BOUNTY ...

not everybody should get to have a take. some of yall are too fucking stupid to understand the stuff you're trying to have a take on.

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Spoiled baby and his whipped cream

This isn't even just Owen Thomas Saying His Opinions Are Correct (they are) but Conclave should have won

I have mutuals whose nipples I can recognise but I'm not 100% on their names

having time before work to sunbathe and cuddle my favorite man is a great privilege

I don't think I'm fit to live in this world. I didn't ask to work every spare hour of my life to make money for someone else, draining the joy out of me before I get chewed up and spat out by the gears. I don't want this life

I feel sick, but not physically sick; I feel unwell from this fucking pantomime of dancing around, begging for a job that doesn't pay me like ass and treat me lower than dog shit

I feel like I'm going insane with just the stress of going through my life

Femboy de Chão

Folks, I’m starting to think this whole Capitalism thing is bad!

Felt cute 🥰

Da coolest cat in da club

After 6 hours on hold and an hour on the phone to someone who sounded pre-pubescent, I've sorted it all out Owen 1 US Federal government 0 💪

Been on hold almost 3 hours trying to sort this how sexy

The US gov randomly decided to revoke my work permit that's so cool and sexy

i looked so cute for traffic court but the long arm of the law didn't care and i'm still out $1k

I say again

I come on Bluesky bc the people I love most have come here from Twitter but honestly I struggle to find things to say on here. The vibe is very different, not bad just different. It feels like walking into a workplace lunch room when you've only worked there a week

I know you did not just call Seth Milchick mid

please please brain please just give me one day off from the constant feeling that every single person i know hates my guts please just one day pls

I know people mean well but saying "we aren't going to buy from [store] on [date] to show our anger!" is worth jack shit if you just ... go right back to those stores the day after

There's a new season of Yellowjackets??? Why was I not informed of this???

Come on Twitter to see "exercise and trying to be healthy is eugenicist" is the Take Of The Day™. Christ

How tf are you a billionaire and a deadbeat dad just give the kid the change down the side of your sofa and they'll be set for life what a bozo

I absolutely refuse to let Elon Musk be the face of the breeding fetish. Some of us are trying to get creampied in PEACE

I am a feminist (I believe women deserve money just for existing)

I bet at some point Drake’s had “They Not Like Us” stuck in his head.

Go ahead.

3 for 2? How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?

What a ridiculous, fake country that I'm actively trying to move to

"You're so funny" thanks I'm not allowed grapefruit

Women