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owenwhite.bsky.social
unofficial head of the good idea department, poster child for angry 20 year olds also a writer, editor, and sharknado fanclub member
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where does the new york times even find these people

One thing about me is that I do absolutely suck at listening to stories about weird, apparently paranormal things that happened to you. 100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.

Audiobooks count as reading—because if they didn't, my sense of self would be lost.

I will die before saying reskeet.

X banned all the bots and I went from 400 followers to 72. They Got me

bluesky is the new wave, and my wetsuit is full. of sand and piss and stuff

genmoji is the biggest thing since the iphone

the social network fucks so hard

I wonder if bluesky is gonna have the purple and yellow people graphics

19 million users and every single one of them is wearing this hat

#beefsky what would you make

my girlfriends dad traps these for sport

chills guys… chills

good movie

One day I’m gonna “stun in new photo,” mark my words.

can we bring being funny to bluesky