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oxhorns.bsky.social
32 - KY - they/them slowly replacing my personality with an exercise bike one piece at a time
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addicted to giving my cat little forehead kisses and waking her up

inhaled an unconscionable amount of pad see-ew at eleven AM. Having a really great Thai place within walking distance is a true luxury.

AHAHAHA more of this kind of thing, please

Google is so ass now. I couldn't remember the name of lethal company, I got a literal video of lethal company as my top result but the description is just completely the wrong game.

got too into building a sims house and boiled all of my pasta water away 🥰 no dinner for me out of shame

Genuinely can't tell how much of this migraine is impending sickness vs how much of it is "we ran out of coffee two days ago".

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 26,1965

I drank two beers and immediately got a headache 😡 being over 30 is good in so many ways but not this one.

frantically googling "is meteorologists government???" Because I keep waking up to snowstorms when the forecast says "light snow and rain, .1 inch of accumulation"

I get so many robo calls a day I am absolutely elated when I get one that's from an actual person. He was so annoyed when I said I didn't sign up for a cruise that he said "oh my god" out loud. That is the human interaction I crave!!

i love old computer games so much. you should not be allowed to name a game 'stickybear's math town' but by god they did it

Hahaha if this administration takes my Zoloft away I'm going to lose my mind and become an alcoholic, not necessarily in that order.

when will my husband return from war (he is on his 4th or 5th week of overtime and the novelty of a bachelor lifestyle is wearing off for me)

instead of watching the superbowl, perhaps just get drunk at noon and make buffalo chicken dip

i just think at this point it you don't see the direct path from gamergate to trumpism then you're purposely ignoring it

tried to watch 'a real pain' last night but it was exactly what would happen if my ex and my husband went on a trip together- we almost immediately recognized it and couldn't finish it LMAO.

hey champs if you live in these states you should be calling your state reps *today* and advocating for trans people

MORE BARGING

looked at too much news today, consuming a few pbrs and watching silly things to keep the horrors at bay.

I want to get up but my cat is sleeping next to me resting her paws on my leg and she's dreaming and her little paws are twitching therefore I'm in bed until further notice

save me retro futurism in the fantastic 4 movie, save meee

wrote an email to my governor because like, man, i dunno what im supposed to do here, can this guy do something??

See it's funny, because there probably was a time in U.S. history when an unelected plutocrat gaining illicit access to government systems would have resulted in him being dragged out of whatever government building he was in at the moment by his balls by armed government agents within +/- 3 minutes

well, I'm not moving this morning

Trump put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers and, on Musk’s instruction, fired the FAA chief early without replacing him. This should be the only thing Dems are saying today. They should all be out on media saying this.

laughing quietly to myself because i remembered "dee dee mega doo doo" happened

This is what this administration has done in less than a month, and as we’ve seen on the state level it always starts (but NEVER ends) with legislation restricting under 18 trans care. Cis people, now more than ever please support, protect, and fight for the trans people in your lives.

My dad called me to ask me about a place he was stuck at in path of exile 2. I tried to talk him through it and we talked about the game for a bit, and as I was about to hang up he revealed he was actually calling me from lunch with my mom at red robin.

severencing myself but just to have a version of me that grinds to perfection in stardew valley

reflecting on 2024 and wow!! possibly the best one post-2020. I finally got Brain Medicine, went on a beautiful vacation, changed my relationship with alcohol, started reading again, and painted for the first time since college. Progress!!!

Sometimes I get cocky and am like "I can handle milk" & then my body reminds me that no tf I cannot

cheffing it up in a way that is terrifying (cooking a beef wellington for 6 people)

What right does 'Carry-On' have to feature a very kinetic & fun car fight scene AND a fight scene on airport conveyor belts (objectively fun) ???

I love food and drinks, they are the meaning of life

got an Apple Product for Christmas- my first in like 14 years- I already have to take this mf to the genius bar. It, uhh, does not bode well.

Nosferatu was an insane choice for the Christmas day movie with the family. my dad did NOT have a good time. Highly recommend.

:') for the first time ever Beatrice is too excited to wait for Christmas morning.

god bless the world market tomato pillow

i went to my husband's work christmas party and it was so lovely talking to other adults about art & nature & which ceo should be luigi'd (i didnt bring it up). anyway i love human beings.

doing little grabby hands at the superman trailer. need this movie badly.

controversial opinion but twitter needs to be nuked from orbit

went to the bookstore (where they have new books, I'm told) and still managed to walk out with one from the 80s. developing a type.

curing my wine hangover with 15 buffalo wings. saturday, babey!!!!