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If you wanted to leave a message for the Stonewall National Monument, their phone number is: 212-668-2577

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I don't like it when my wife is in therapy because then I can't talk to her, and maybe that's something to talk to my therapist about.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Hoggle. She trusted him and he drugged her for another man. #thelabyrinth

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

#nazipunksfuckoff

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

There is no revolution without joy.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

My pants are on inside out. I still get full credit on today though because I noticed before 5pm.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

The person in front of me in line at CVS is picking up a prescription for their rescue pig with glaucoma. The pig's name is Sugar.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Proof of pies. Chicken Pot Pie and Dutch Apple Pie.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

My mom compared my dog to Helen Keller. The holidays are great.

submitted 435 days ago • 0 comments

This Tuesday featured 5h of sleep, the dog getting peed on and other criminal canine activity, cat puke, and the delicate nuanced flavours of frozen Trader Joe's macaroni and cheese.

submitted 439 days ago • 1 comment