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explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus 1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup? me: coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker what?

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

submitted 8 days ago • 1221 comments

learn about the Black Panther Party free breakfast program learn about the Zapatista uprising learn about Jane learn about the Kensington Welfare Rights Union learn about STAR learn about Act Up learn about the Battle of Blair Mountain learn about the Spanish Civil War we are not the first

submitted 11 days ago • 108 comments

Too real

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

I know a museum hates to see my placard reading ass coming

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

People Magazine...

submitted 17 days ago • 21 comments

Wish I could just vibe in the world in peace, sadly the world doesn’t allow this to be possible. On a totally unrelated note, I’m gonna go stream anything not related to politics for about 10hrs.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Two men having sex... what a concept! But this out-there sci-fi idea may soon be more real than we think

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

submitted 20 days ago • 642 comments

Tesla earned $2.3 billion in the United States in 2024. You'd think it paid a lot in taxes, right? Well it paid precisely $0 in federal income taxes last year. You want waste and fraud? Look at what some big corporations and the rich are getting away with.

submitted 20 days ago • 1525 comments

One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment. I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face. And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.

submitted 20 days ago • 91 comments

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

submitted 21 days ago • 171 comments

welp

submitted 23 days ago • 198 comments

the groundhog woke up and killed himself :/

submitted 25 days ago • 19 comments

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

submitted 25 days ago • 83 comments

oh ho ho! looks like gobungo shut down and its users are migrating to florp. you’ll find us elder florpians don’t take kindly to you savage gobungans

submitted 39 days ago • 65 comments

Kamala Harris would’ve won the election if she’d promised to bring back Comixology

submitted 39 days ago • 102 comments

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

submitted 39 days ago • 235 comments

heres my concept i think its sooooo awesome and boys r NOT allowed!!

submitted 40 days ago • 18 comments

the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

submitted 42 days ago • 270 comments

Just remembered that The Muppet Show theme song contains the line “it’s time to put on makeup” and it makes me wonder what they look like without it, maybe they look normal

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

i should be able to flood stardew valley with cheap prescription opioids

submitted 52 days ago • 38 comments

me at 17: what if people think i'm stupid me at 37: they all know i'm stupid but there's nothing they can do to stop me

submitted 79 days ago • 12 comments

We shouldn’t accept that a CEO killer must get a national manhunt when cops don’t solve most murders at all. A migrant teenager was just murdered in NYC, cops just killed a guy here — the lives of these other people are worth just as much as that CEO.

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submitted 81 days ago • 59 comments

Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Debating finally reading Infinite Jest. Bros on Bluesky should I do it? Strongly considering.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments