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#Cats are the best people.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I am struggling to see how even the most hardcore of big orange's supporters could rationalise a multi-million dollar, north-koreanesq military parade for a guy who has divided his time between shitting on their country from a great height, sleeping in public, and golf.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Had my eye pew pewed. Cv annoying.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

got a 3 day ban on Reddit for "threatening violence" I suggested you could weaponise a fictional superpower that "lets you give someone an orgasm by pointing a finger gun at them and saying pew".

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

my doctor: you can't use stilnox every night, okay? me: i believe you are correct that it is a very bad idea. my doctor: yes, but you aren't going to use it every night are you? me: that would be a very bad idea. my doctor: ... me: ...

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

#tw #cancer #boomer #selfharm Looking after one terminally ill parent is stressful enough, but when the other is being a childish fuck, I cannot begin to describe how much I want to stick my hand in a blender just for the hospital stay and associated mental health assessment.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Really enjoying my father's refusal to wear his hearing aids, because apparently he enjoys making me repeat myself 3 times while yelling

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Cat has claimed my leg. Guess I'm here until death takes me.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Man, I'm going to end up boiling the ocean dry at this rate

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Super productive teams meeting that could have been an email, where all the other disciplines talk for hooourrrsss and us in the EI&C team are just sitting here like

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Them: was it a productive meeting? Me:

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Turn around from working at my desk to see this gentle reminder that it's breakfast time

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

*** V O U G E ***

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Morning sun best sun.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

surveying her kingdom

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

You beautiful son of a bitch, #Brisbane. You're so hot and I love you.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

The bee is her favourite toy. She'll chase it for hours, but when she's had enough she'll jump into the box, and sit there watching it.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Goddamn, was not expecting a new Chevelle single this morning, nor was I expecting it to blow me tf away 🤘🤩🤘 music.apple.com/au/album/rab...

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Had a chest/sinus infection and had been coughing up a little blood. Doc sent me for an x-ray last Friday and his office just called as he wants to see me about results. Low key hoping it's actually cancer so I can justify giving up. Just need to make sure the cats are taken care of.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

❤️

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

*mwah*

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Box cattos

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I laughed at this for a good 5 minutes www.instagram.com/reel/DHX_9ss...

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

❤️

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

😔

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Not an expert, but I'd say approximately 0.2?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta share the fan with my grad

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I have never watched a stock with such baited breath as I am watching tesla. We can't be far off from dipshit mcfuckface wearing a margin call on loans he took against his stock. ❤️

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Watching me work, because cats like you to understand how shit being an adult human

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment