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Just a dude, trying to learn how to not double space. Dyslexic. 3x Girl Dad (Capetian X) I didn’t have a safe space growing up. Policy, not personality, in politics. Lots of Stephen King, RipCity, and PS5 ramblings. Chaotic good
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4th place in a charity poker tournament is a good Saturday night

If the university that “runs this city” is a private film school, your city is lame

Just took a shower, and I can’t tell if what I just blew out of my nose was bloody sinus discharge, or just a bloody nose. F it, there’s a poker tournament to be won, I’ll deal

Ah yes, Bluesky is at “nah, I’ve seen 4 better dunks than that this week by a G Leaguer” capacity. We can’t celebrate great dunks as long as YOU saw a better one, I understand your rules and ignore them like much of the internet

@basketghoul.bsky.social what if you sent a TOUMANIA Hoodie to national blog boys who sing his praises? Send a little card that says “Welcome to the Church of Toumani” or something of that ilk?

I was concerned FF7 Rebirth was going to be too much like Remake. Wow, believe the hype it’s amazing

Pneumonia! The secret to weight loss!

I often wonder how many LinkedIn notifications need to show up before they realize it’s worse Facebook and I’m a parody account?

So do the Lakers just think they never commit fouls?

Not for nothing, but Sam Vecenie has done this for TWO Trail Blazers this year: youtu.be/O892uarWdp0?...

In my quest to be an expert in my field, I’ve neglected the fact few GAF if you’re an actual expert. You just need to feign expertise to make it. These children are about to get trucked

I’m noticing some parallels between the Satanic Panic in the 80s and “Democrats bathe in the blood of babies!” Types. We might survive this, but IDK Americans are dumb

I gave 2 dual sense controllers stick drift (I’m grippy when I play) so I bought a dual sense edge mostly for the replaceable thumb sticks. I didn’t have “snap the actuator on the back button” on my list of ways to break that, but here I am

It’s dawning on me I was less stressed about the water in Mexico than I am about water in a Red State

Vacation nap time!!!!

Listening to Snoop at a bar in Idaho feels like maybe “we have more in common than you think” isn’t a pipe dream. Unfortunately, Trump voters exist so nevermind

Only NBA players should be allowed in the NBA All Star weekend dunk contest. No more G League showcase guys. Or, make it G League only?

Idea: nap pods at ski resorts! Have a dehumidifier in the storage bin for wet gear. 2 hour warm ups prior to getting back at it

Beer: it’s what’s for lunch!

The Battery Club in SF is full of poser ass tech bros and wanna be billionaires. You don’t have proper dram glasses for scotch, yet offer 16 year Islas.

We’re not too far from violence in the US over President Musk and the Orange Poo Stain who doesn’t matter

#StayGolden youtu.be/23GrEhLUF_k?...

You’re not really cold until you feel it in your genitalia. It’s science

I’m at Schweitzer in Idaho, brother in law on the slopes teaching my kids how to ski, because I only know how to fall down on the snow. I can do this all day baby!

They did the Kia dunk again! This is NOT how you win me back!

I stopped caring about the dunk contest when Ginger McBadKnees dunked over a Kia. That was “bridge too far” marketing, glad they learned their lesson…..

Rough estimates, but the North American digital marketing industry is ~$450 billion, with the US being ~$400 billion stand alone. All of Europe and Asia Pacific combined is less than what’s spent marketing to Americans. MAYBE, we’re being over marketed to here?

More like, Captain America: Tie up loose ends

Fairly certain we can draw a clear line between the Minions popularity and the American IQ cliff.

NBA Haiku: Mavericks fandom: Billionaires believe they’re smart You see it; they’re not

So how much longer are you fiscal conservatives going to let him tank the economy with trade wars?