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the kitchen is undefeated when u need to go look at three incorrect clocks at the same time

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This man is weird in ways that were previously only considered theoretical.

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“What if Goebbels was from Tampa” wasn’t really a question I needed answered, but here we are I guess. Best we can hope for is that their stories end the same way.

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AJ Soprano: still a tremendous fuckup.

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“Pete Marocco” sounds like a porn director’s name.

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My timeline is just everyone going “Fuck yeah, Rory!” followed almost immediately by the same people going “FUCK RORY NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING” like they’re all trying to housebreak a particularly excitable puppy.

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why do they look like each other like milhouse’s parents

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Watched this week’s The Studio and my overwhelming thought is that Zac Effron is alarmingly large. He looks like he’s playing a Reacher. I do not care for this one bit.

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The Chesterton Cheadle bit (starring André De Shields) on Mulaney’s latest show was incredible. This is the only thing on TV I can think of where “the real human that Chester Cheetah was based on does a song-and-dance number about about doing heroin (and other crimes)” is a viable, hilarious bit.

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John Mulaney x Ray Lewis is the collab I didn’t know I needed.

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Derek Carr about to break Brett Favre’s “millions stolen from a poor southern state” record

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On the one hand, I want them to move on from him. On the other hand, we only have Rattler behind him. On the third hand: Carr sucks anyway. On the fourth hand: we just guaranteed him so much money and his cap hit next season is like $60 million. On the fifth hand, maybe we draft a QB this year.

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“I wish the Saints would move on from Derek Carr sooner rather than later.” /monkey paw curls

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oh good, i’m due to get a tax refund this year! surely it’ll arrive on-time and with zero issues, as i’ve carefully prepared all my forms and will be sending all of my sensitive information to a building that has NOT been abandoned by humans and fully overrun by raccoons and mold since January!

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til Holly Hunter and Helen Hunt are not the same person

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NOLA peeps, take a shot every time one of our teams winds up in another team’s highlight reel whoops your BAC is .875 and you’re dead now my b

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don’t ask me for an explanation but this tv guide cover from 1999 is very bluesky coded

submitted 7 days ago • 43 comments

stellan skarsgard you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. they'll kill you

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potential message: the GOP just raised taxes by $6 trillion potential message: the GOP is kidnapping and trafficking people for things they MIGHT say dem message: the GOP might be insider trading—a thing you associate nancy pelosi with—and we're sending them a nice letter asking them for evidence

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Goodnight

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

He did it

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I went on a 20 fuckin minute run, what the fuck man

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I love that everyone On Here was 100% right about what we all said would happen, but I am decidedly less jazzed that our prize is “getting to live through what we all said would happen.”

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This concludes the economy's existence youtu.be/Cnchea6LHN0?...

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everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him

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Seriously, going from watching him in this week’s White Lotus to watching him in this week’s Righteous Gemstones is causing me so much cognitive dissonance that I think I’m getting a nosebleed.

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It’s sad to lose our hegemonic stranglehold on the global economy but luckily Americans are resilient and won’t all murder each other the second we are denied basic conveniences and treats. so it’s basically fine

submitted 11 days ago • 16 comments

Obviously looking forward to watching The White Lotus finale, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t mostly looking forward to finding out if Edi Patterson can top “elderly juice pit” this week.

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FOURTEEN PERCENT?

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We’re all him now.

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lmfao tomorrow’s gonna wind up being called like THE GREAT CORRECTION or something in the history books.

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CNBC about to break out the Sunday Ticket Quad Box.

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to save the american economy we need a super team of celebrities who were on TV before trump's brain decroded who can break into mar a lago ocean's eleven style and convince him the tariffs are a bad idea. emeril lagasse. mr. T. mark harman. lorenzo lamas. denise austin

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The championship will NOT be Evil vs. Other Evil, which I think is a win in the Year of Our Lord 2025.

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goddamn houston that was cool

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Let’s fuckin goooooooooooo

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So many people have a meme from a tv show uploaded and ready to post

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Ugh, Duke is Duking again 😑

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Let My Kids Play Mario Party Without One of Them Crying Within 20 Minutes Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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