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Eagles assembling an Avengers-like roster of dudes with exceptionally Italian names.

Real talk: this was both the worst and the most human thing Kirk ever said.

S3 of The White Lotus has a ton of Guys and a ton of Interesting Faces. Just a top-shelf selection of each. Excellent casting all around.

it seems like every day someone who once blocked me on twitter for asking them if they’ve ever made a woman cum, becomes a high ranking official in the trump administration

I logged off for TWO FUCKING HOURS man what the fuck

They probably weren’t going for this, but every scene set in the crime lord’s Maine mansion in Season 3 of Reacher keeps leading to me and my wife talking about how good a B&B it would make.

@davidjroth.bsky.social uncertain times got me thinking about Kevin Lasagna again

My man knew the assignment from the jump.

Reacher’s Reachering again, folks!

The CHUDS will chalk this up to wokeism or Gen Z hating boobs or whatever, but real heads know that their biggest problem was that their wings were easily the worst of all the mass-market wing places.

Severance!

I want Trudeau to call New England the 11th province or some shit tomorrow.

GET. OUR. ASSES. CANADA!

Jordan Binnington is in The Matrix right now.

Aortic Dissection: IMMINENT

Based on all the reactions I’m seeing to this news, the day this piece of shit dies is going to be *lit*.

Get your free tests ASAP!

I just think running a government like the Miami Marlins should have severe repercussions.

It says insane to say out loud, but the reality of the situation is that a drug-addled foreign oligarch is dismantling the United State government and the President he bought to facilitate this is letting it happen because he is the exact right combination of corrupt, lazy, stupid, and senile.

CRAMBLIN-DUVET LIVES

That’s what you get for making me hear the words “fumble-rooskie” 100,000 times this year, you fucks.

My 7 year-old calls out, “dad who’s this guy” and I come in and just silently watch Yeezy’s unhinged commercial in horror, praying he wouldn’t say anything that would necessitate like an hour-long and very serious conversation with my son.

Jesus CHRIST lmfao

Not for nothing, but Heathrow is the most ass-backwards, poorly run major airport I’ve ever been to in my life, so it makes sense they’re touting how they, idk, put AI in it or whatever the fuck.

This is the pinnacle of Hater Excellence. This a tier of Hater that no one has ever achieved before.

best one in decades.

MUSTARD

AHHH HE DID IT

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

Lmfao yessss

Ngl that little cartoon angel did convince me to go pee just now.