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do you think they explored each others’ bodies?

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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

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The Super Bowl right now

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ok indiana, here me out….i have a solution

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i cannot stop thinking about how frank herbert referred to Leto II’s boner in Children of Dune as an “adult beefswelling”

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me to profar, higashioka, snell, etc

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me when i’m…..you know what, never mind.

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oasis, but it’s your mom who promised you’d go to the video store after being dragged to joann fabric: “i said MAYBE.”

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sucks, 4.1 IP, tommy john in may.

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oasis, but liam gallagher is your jealous girlfriend: “where WERE you while we were getting high???”

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & stand with ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Sheel Seidler ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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Sheel using January 6th to once again deny this wing of the Seidler family what they feel they deserve is something

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sasaki/alonso/profar. offseason.

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364 days a year, CNN's business plan is to let the worst lobbyists on Earth argue over each other. yet on this one day it becomes "get drunk and ask Lenny Kravitz where he is most ticklish"

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“you’ll be visited by three spirits” the three spirits

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so up it hurts

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remember when memes didn’t destroy western civilization

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