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once again taking a stroll through my own personal art gallery (watching my reposts)

JARLIC TIL I DIE BITCH

I say “hey buddy” to every hummingbird that visits the feeder in hopes that one of them will remember me and become my friend.

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Dying in a hunting accident after being shot with your squire's own arrow does.

tried a new recipe for lasagna soup last night, and i was worried it was gonna taste like too-clever pinterest crap, but it was so good that it's divided my life into "before" and "after"

my new mantra for when I'm feeling protestant-flavored guilt about not being productive enough or whatever is "if you weren't scrolling, it was time well spent"

Life changing duck ponds near me

idk who needs to hear this but its your last chance to sign up for that webinar

excited to announce that i am once again having a normal one

finding out that Eve 6 and Titus Andronicus are touring together but there are only THREE shows and i've already missed one makes me feel like the FBI is planning a sting for me, specifically

A lot of romance book discourse is “Women can’t differentiate between fact and fiction” but like, wokely

starting a very specific type of freelance editing business where i go into all your essays and cross out "but here's the thing"

provided guidelines: “do not mention trans ppl in your summaries”

Me, working on my little articles and book projects in February 2025:

Strong, resilient systems are not efficient systems, and vice versa.

more and more these days, I find myself thinking that you can accept the discipline of your political goals or you can accept the discipline of your resentments.

i'm sure anyone who happens to look at my letterboxd profile this week will get an entirely correct impression of my taste

"online leftists need to touch grass" and it's always someone who's uploaded 10 video comment responses in the past 3 hours

kurt vonnegut taught me to write to please just one person. he also went on some weird rant about wanting to buy envelopes in an inconvenient manner—i "yes'd" him and half-listened. anyway, the woods are ominously humming again

where i'm at right now, mentally, is that if it's not a kimchi pancake i don't want to eat it. yk?

😃! (the pinball kink thing is a silly goofy joke............. mostly)

scrolling is fun again :)

the trick to perfectly al dente spaghetti noodles is cooking them for the exact amount of time to package recommends, i'm so sorry. no one hates this more than me. the whole reason I'm posting this is because I forgot to set the damn timer

just thinking about how all the lady nurses and lady cops in the Pokemon TV show being identical and Brock being in love with them all REALLY bothered me as a 9-year-old

the CEO class is creatively bereft because they see curiosity as an affront to their social position. if you believe you earned your spot at the very top—and oh, they do—then there is nothing left in the world to be curious about

WHOOSH 💨

i have five words for you and they are richard campbell gansey THEE third (im thinking about rereading the raven cycle)

well I've definitely gotten a lot better at mise-en-scene over the course of writing this fic, which I know because I've gotten a couple comments like "I love how you captured Austin" or "you must be from New York" but little do they know I've never been anywhere 😎

i'm learning birds again. look at this one. it was just hanging out on my deck. i mean not this EXACT one, but

modern day love in the time of cholera

Got this sticker of one of my favorite Ruth Robbins pieces from the books.

just updated the tags on my fic in advance of tomorrow’s chapter 🥴