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what do y'all do with your unclosed tabs? I've been running pong inside all 240 of mine blog with a bunch of details over here: eieio.games/blog/running...

If you find yourself as an editor with “fantasy sports doctor” in the headline, trash the article

being modded must feel soooo good for a video game. having parts of your memory rewritten that only you are supposed to have access to, doing things you didn't think were possible

I just encountered a skunk outside my apartment, that’s a first. These animals realizing human civ / govts about to collapse so they’re plotting their return to dominance.

We are doing it we are going to implement Project 1995

It's been fun watching the LinkedIn cybersecurity gatekeeper crowd rapidly pivot from "you're not qualified to work in cybersecurity if you don't have a degree and certifications" to "actually, I think a 25 year old coder is perfectly qualified to perform a financial audit of the federal gov".

I been waiting for that Seal commercial for decades

sadly i don’t think it’s possible- he’s not in production meetings so the prep isn’t the same, but more importantly it’s not his show. producers know they have to water shit down for casual viewers.

Me, looking at my coworkers, wondering if they actually know anything since ChatGPT is down; but I don't know how to test them — since my ChatGPT is also down.

just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't

I am now freeeee (to be consumed by many other types of despair)

OMG 😱! New reality show idea! Storage Bucket Wars! We’ll get teams to gather outside data centers to bid on abandoned storage buckets. The winners rifle through the data and declare its value! @andyjabbour.bsky.social @vamegabyte.bsky.social @mrr3b00t.bsky.social Can be cast members!

Just saw Grand Theft Hamlet and it was as cool a concept as it sounds

Ok this no longer the case as I’m deleting posts too often because of poor syntax or disagreeing with my own thoughts

“The time has come to get deeply into football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed.” not so sure about that anymore Hunter Thompson

we won everybody, racism has been canceled ✊🏾

Is there a neutral site bar in NY where I can watch the Super Bowl where all three annoying fan bases will not be present?

Yea it’s always tasted like poison to me and then I learned about aspartame & Rumsfeld and it just strengthened my hate.

this kid always has the most infectious positive attitude even when suffers setbacks. which makes watching him win all the more fun.

do not sit at home with your frustration turn it into performance art protest

It just occurred to me I should file my taxes before the treasury department uses my refund to pay off his twitter purchase loan interest

oh yuo built an entire society on the idea of number go up? its nice. wuold be a shame if number simply,,,,, go down?????????

Some useful Surveillance Self Defense links for people who want to lock their shit down right now: Attending a protest: ssd.eff.org/module/atten... How to Use Signal: ssd.eff.org/module/how-t... Security starter pack: ssd.eff.org/playlist/wan...

The End of Term Archive team @eotarchive.org crawled millions of federal webpages! If you are worried about a page going down or changing information on it, you can check to see if it is saved in the Internet Archive's @waybackmachine.bsky.social. 1/2

the only reason I log back into the other site is for sports nights like this

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

Los Angeles Sports Teams Exceptionalism 😒