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Pro-found implies the existence of rookie-found. You’ll find some of both here I just want to make original jokes and have fun
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“Daddy” being cringe but “Babygirl” being not is so funny to me. You can’t date a father but a child is ok?!? Make it make sense… #LoveIsBlindS8

Spam callers calling me 5 times in a day is egregious. Even my closest loved ones don’t do that At least they have some type of workers union, because they never call after 5pm. The EOD is a universal language 🫡

Interviewer: “so what’s this gap in your resume?” “Oh, those were the years when they weren’t hiring Black people.”

Took my bottles to a recycling plant and it paid for my sushi. We eating GOOD TONIGHT!!

Why do white women keep trying to touch you when they’ve done you wrong? What’s that phenomenon about?

Vanessa is a SUPERVILLAIN! Any possible redemption looks less like up-hill and more like up-CLIFF #TheUltimatumQueerLove

I hate a “tear here” label that doesn’t tear right when you do it in the designated spot

The New Years song goes so hard! I don’t know if it’s cause I only listen to it once a year but it really NEVER misses

🎶…In My Mind…🎶

2 types of people: 1. People who are included

Joined a losing match mid game and clutched it hard #MavelRivals

Lot of people feeling the intro of “TV Off” but won’t credit artists …that’s not about you. You not real

“The food has feelings” Wild statement in or out of context #LoveIsBlindReunion #S7

When a fire starts to burn, right, And it starts to spread…

Never surprised, always disgusted

Let's fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 🎄

I wonder what’s it like dating a porn star. Not just someone in the industry but a STAR. If you’re ever long distance you could look them up. But then, if you’re in a fight, you gotta stay off the internet. And must they be your favorite performer? Cause imagine getting caught searching up others

Holl Up, Wait A Minute! ✋ I think I left my consciousness in the 6th dimension 🤔🌌

Carls Jr. used to be my favorite fast food place until they decided their prices weren’t Michelin enough

The Observatory 🐋🌟

This will be my #petpeeve thread of things that just confuse me in an angry way:

Damn <(O.O)>

What I like about Arcane is there’s another episode after this… What I don’t like about Arcane is that’s the last episode #Arcane