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painttheroses.bsky.social
down with the bloody big head
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Bitch you are the government.

submitted 61 days ago • 1231 comments

I’m really gonna miss cupcakes when they go up to $20 a piece due to egg prices.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

submitted 64 days ago • 138 comments

Lots of conservative e-girls seem really mad right now they weren’t the ones Elon impregnated. Thots and prayers

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Twitter doesn’t like community notes anymore because it’s “woke”

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Game Arts was such an underrated gem of a company.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Being from Virginia, I can tell the economy runs on two things: government jobs and tourism. All of this is about to collapse.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

We’re a week away from senators bending the knee and pledging fealty in the Oval Office.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

It's not doomscrolling, it's just artisanal nightmare farming

submitted 68 days ago • 34 comments

It doesn’t even feel fun to play my PlayStation anymore, cause like, democracy is dying

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Planes landing upside down are not caused by DEI hires.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Epi pens are once again full price, but that’s ok I have some special blue dye you can snort.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I’m old enough to remember RJK Jr. agreeing not to restrict access to vaccines as part of the terms of his confirmation.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I would love to know how all these two to three hundred year olds got a social security number before it was a twinkle in Roosevelt’s eye.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

The bad place got too bad, here for palate cleanse.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments