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palacetapes.bsky.social
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does acab include inspector gadget

don't use spotify, go on bandcamp and load up on flacs until your hard drive flies off its spindle

well this is a lovely slice of Spectrum Spools-ish pastoral kosmische. makes me want to burn some Nag Champa and whack the central heating up another few degrees

i hope this is true, anyway i sent something about autofellatio

the myth that musk is intelligent needs to die, he's just an interchangable 4chan scrote who happened to inherit a bunch of apartheid cash. the moment i hear someone say "yeah, but he is very intelligent" my estimation of them drops off a cliff. i've met clever people! none of them resembled him!

yesterday i did the thing i do every 6 months: inocculated myself against buying a Buchla Music Easel, by actually trying to play one. this time around it made sub-audible clicking sounds that refused to follow the pitch of the keys. fuck the Buchla Music Easel

found a picture of my setup from 12 years ago. a couple of bits here i really shouldn't have sold...

People are always like ‘no one had anxiety before modernity’ and Wikipedia pages of pre-20th century figures are always like “he was startled by the sight of an unseemly looking duck [4], whereupon he died of horror [5],[6]”

hey, if your train is delayed or overcrowded because someone went under the train and died, don't be the late-middle-aged waterproof raincoat fuck heard loudly complaining how "selfish" this was of the person who just got splatted

What’s your late nineties Radio One Essential Mix house DJ name? Mine is “Toby Carvery”

Wrongtom celebrates the 40th birthday of the Sleng Teng riddim (& Wayne Smith's Under Mi Sleng Teng)... except, it seems like everyone's got the wrong date. He explains all in this incredibly informative piece on one modern music's greatest bass riffs. thequietus.com/opinion-and-...

The mighty @loulayorke.bsky.social reminding a room full of mostly synthesiser fetishists that these machines are for composing and performing music on, which she does, and it’s extremely good

fucking hell that elon cpac video. i wouldn't wish that comic timing on my worst enemy but it found him anyway

Airbnb owner thinks it’s funny to put only toilet one metre from the bed, with no door. It’s intimate

Movies you’ve watched more than six times, gifs only

are any of you idiots going to Synth East today?

today will be a great day for synthesiser

the next bond villain should be the people who are rude online and don't use their real names. T.R.O.L.L.S.

Vodka martini. Shaken not stirred. And a plate of curried eggs

James Bond WILL fart in the next movie

a wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: even those with chickens have costs

if you want to meet the most credulous marks on earth, find yourself an american who sincerely believes europe is socialist. sell them a bridge

i am going to put an nduja pasta sauce on to simmer and then drink alcohol free prosecco in the bath

no mr bond! mesa expect yousa die!

Figured out an easy way for the NHS to easily combine this 'comedy on prescription' idea with the assisted dying bill