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📑Epidemiologist working on Palaeovirology #BiInSci 📖Body Horror Author WIP Proterozoic Pains 📍NRW, Germany 👩‍💻she/her
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Generative AI is melting our only planet. Don’t use it. ChatGPT wastes 10x the amount of water as Google. And last year, Google was in talks to purchase 8 nuclear reactors in order to power their own AI. This is not sustainable. Stop using it today. It’s literal Earth Day.

🚨 Deadline extended to May 1st! 🚨 Be sure to get your applications in for this summer's introductory workshop to the PBDB ASAP! More details and application form here: forms.gle/xQqDEQwwXeTH...

At least after the 1918 pandemic they got to have the Roaring Twenties before fascism. We didn't even get to "after the pandemic"

Eternal shout-out to the restaurant employee who ask whether my allergies included peanuts after I joked about only getting a starter due to having too many allergies, because the restaurant uses peanut oil that isn't mentioned on the menu to fry their chicken.

After a brief reading break due to applications and grant proposal writing, WHO situation report reading is back on the menu for me. Expect me to become insufferable about Public Health again.

Every time I see divisive eugenics takes now, I think about how the Neanderthal museum highlights three times on the groundfloor that race is a social construct and that separating humans is dangerous. This text wall on "One Species, No Races"

Race IS a social construct, but what does that actually mean? In the wake of Trump’s scientifically illiterate statements on race, I have written a handy explainer. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

Really interesting looking phd on #papermills #researchintegrity at Leiden/Sheffield www.universiteitleiden.nl/en/vacancies...

A PhD position open to anyone who wants to study how many people are getting PhDs that don't deserve to get PhDs. #ResearchIntegrity #SciPub

I like reading papers, I really do, but every time I open google scholar in the evening instead of morning, I am blinded.

Doctors urge travellers to stay vigilant as global outbreak of #measles makes its way to Australia. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04...

Today, it's time for science again. I'm on a trip in the Neanderthal

In case you don't know yet, I run a journal club at twitch.tv/AliceInQuant... where I talk about interesting papers every Tuesday at 2pm CET while playing Genshin Impact with Akademiya characters. On the 8th of April, join me to chat about squamate reptiles.

After a brief break following a conference marathon, I'm back doing research. You don't want to see my ToDo list.

I love LaTeX beamer, I really do but please increase your fontsize! My astigmatism can't keep upm

So it’s over then, works for me

this: "Instead of teaching people to dodge stones that we have thrown at them, it would be better not to throw stones from the very beginning,”

Science isn’t neutral. It never was. From funding priorities to methodological biases, every step is shaped by human values. The question isn’t whether science is value-laden, but whose values shape it—and who gets to call it ‘objective

I really hate going to an interdisciplinary talk and getting jumpscared with a positive betrayal of Dawkins' theories.

The long list of words flagged for review includes several fundamental epidemiology terms which likely show up in every paper, grant, report, presentation, or conference talk. Does this mean epidemiology as a whole is now forbidden? My thoughts at: open.substack.com/pub/epiellie...

Yes! Sometimes vaccines have side-effects. Let's actually compare them to the effect of measles. (Apropos of, gosh, I dunno.) www.nytimes.com/2020/01/09/o...

Accidentally ended up in a session on disarmament while waiting for the one on archaeological physics.

My chronic conditions put me in a fair amount of pain through the damage they do to my body, so I have now found out that I can sit on lecture hall chairs for 3 days worth of conference before the additional strain starts affecting my ability to concentrate.

I like to think that my astigmatism doesn't affect me as much, but I have to sit in the front during talks and I can't drive at night without getting a migraine.

Today, I've planned for a full day of Quantum Entanglement talks. Consider me a happy camper sitting there with a notebook and colour-coded pens.

Gotta love being called Alice while sitting in a quantum physics session 🧪⚛️

For the love of everything, increase the font size in your beamer .TeX files! People from the middle of the room backwards will thank you.

Me, increasing the number of spatial dimensions in a compartmental disease transmission model: How dare the system of differential equations become more complicated? #MathSky #EpiSky 🧮

Congratulations to all finalists of the SAMOP Dissertation Prize! The talks were really fascinating #DPGBonn25

Me: The conference is in the state I live in. I'll just drive there in the morning - parking is 20€ a day and fuel for the week would be ~80€ Me: Oh, then I'll take the train - train is at 6:13am and now I have to skip the evening programme, because the last one back is at 9pm

As someone whose research involves mathematical models of disease transmission and population dynamics, I feel a little bit like an awakened sleeper agent every time someone says "Markov"

Kicking of the first day of the conference programme with a session on "Collective Effects and Disordered Systems" after some brilliant plenary talks. #DPGPhysik

It's DPG Frühjahrstagung starting today! I'm so excited for all the physics.

Enigmatic discoidal macrofossils with central ring from the Ediacaran Jiangchuan biota, SW China onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/... #FossilFriday

Why the Royal Society is torn over Elon Musk Many fellows feel the billionaire has breached its code of conduct, but others say scientific neutrality is at stake #AcademicSky #ElonMusk

Did I stay calm or did panic and spoke twice as fast as planned during my talk? Take your guesses below.

Putting multiple ebolavirus latin species names next to each other with forever make me smile.

Seeing myself in my laptop camera on zoom makes me feel like the vampires in my horror novels I wrote have a tan in comparison.

My two weeks of conferences starting has me realise that since I don't train/play rugby 6 times a week anymore, I actually can't sit still.

#VCWAP is kicking off and I couldn't be more excited. Starting the day of well with a session on "Exploitation on natural resources and raw materials".

The slides are ready and if you tune in at 14:40 on Thursday you can see the cutest little anglerfish at #VCWAP @women-archeopal.bsky.social

I am perfectly willing to have conversations about possible inefficiencies in how the NIH and NSF fund science in this country but I need to know that these conversations are in good faith and will not be used to fuel the current focus on chaos, confusion and dismantling the NIH and NSF

I have strayed so far from mammals with my current active research and I'm honestly loving it.

Funding application #1 has been written. Now, some working on the novels before project summary #2.

How has it been months since Forest announced the focus challenges and they had a whole subscription model introduced and annouced before the focus challenges stop being buggy on android?